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17 of the Funniest Reviews of ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ (2022) so Far

Letterboxd is a โ€œsocial discoveryโ€ app for movie lovers that I personally am obsessed with because I love keeping an organized watchlist of all the films I want to see. Never again will I endure a โ€œso what should we watch?โ€ conversation with someone when I can simply hand them my phone and they can select something they like from a list of all the movies Iโ€™ve been waiting to see. Itโ€™s also fun to click around and see what other people think of movies that I loved or hated.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) premiered on Netflix yesterday. Itโ€™s a direct sequel-ish (Fede Alvarez says itโ€™s up to the fans whether all the films in the Texas Chainsaw universe happened within the world of the 2022 film or not) to the 1974 classic. This is a bit of a problem in that the 2022 film is a decent basic horror movie and the 1974 film is an important art movie about meat, capitalism and the Vietnam war. You canโ€™t serve caviar before you eat Papa Johns pizza. No disrespect to Papa Johns, it is good pizza. They just donโ€™t go together.

If youโ€™ve already seen 2022โ€™s Texas Chainsaw Massacre (because, warning: spoilerโ€™s ahead), here are the most interesting and funny reviews from Letterboxd:

Calling out TCM on ripping off Halloweenโ€™s Laurie Strode revenge plot:

and this one:

Phones couldnโ€™t save the Zoomers:

The bus scene was my favorite part of this Texas Chainsaw Massacre installment.

Another funny one:

Gen Z just canโ€™t win:

This did feel off:

Someone forgot what horror franchise theyโ€™re in:

Sally Hardesty a pick me girl? Devastating!

Marilyn Burns didnโ€™t sleep in her blood-soaked wardrobe for this.

This one is for the TikTokers:

Friendly reminder that Netflix is currently raising its prices:

also this:

Whatโ€™s the real crime here?

We solved gentrification, good job everyone:

Maybe it is us, the audience, who is wrong:

I also thought this ending was (legitimately) great:

The characters were almost too killable:

It just was no Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Period.

Iโ€™m sorry for the fans that this happened to us. At least weโ€™ll always have Scream (2022).