30 Women Discuss What They Find Most Confusing About Men
1. Why Not Just Go To the Doctor?
Their refusal to see a doctor, even if they have the means. “Um, your leg has fallen off.” “Tis but a scratch.”
koookoookachoo
2. It’s All In the Details
Why men rarely ask for further detail.
Husband and friend make plans to have a games night, starting 5pm at friend’s place. That’s all the info covered.
Should we bring any games?
It is at dinner time, are we eating there?
Are we meant to bring food? How many people are we feeding?
Who is going to be there?
Nothing. He knows nothing.
CeleryRoot1983
3. But, Why?
Hey I don’t want to nag but can you take out of the trash?
Him: yep!
Me: sees trash there next day.
ThanosWinswithSnap
4. Why Insult Each Other?
In Dutch guys call each other pik, which in English means dick. But they say it in a friendly way, because they’re mates. Why call each other dick?
Ssannevries
5. My Home is Your Home
My wife says she never understood how my friend walks into the apartment and goes straight to the kitchen and grabs stuff to eat/drink like it’s his own home. On top of it I don’t give af. She says she could never do with her girl friends.
go_speed_racer_go
6. Clueless
How little they know about their friends. My husband was friends with a guy for years and didn’t know how old he was.
subjectivism
7. Just Ask For Help
How they absolutely refuse to ask for help. Back when we had no smartphones we were trying to find my friend’s street and this guy I was with preferred to walk aimlessly for 30 minutes before I had enough and dared to ask someone for directions.
Utrechtonmymind
8. Channel Surfing
Scrolls through channels on tv
Sees movie
Does not know when it started, has zero context about the plot
Watches the rest of the movie anyway.
drflanigan
9. Secret Handshakes
Those handshakes you do. How do you coordinate it?? it baffles me.
kalive7
10. Mental Neutral
Apparently men can go into mental “neutral” and not think about anything. If this is true, how the fuck does that even work.
Also, hands in pants when watching TV/relaxing. Don’t get it.
daisy-chain-of-doom
11. The Gift Getting Vibe
Why are guys so apprehensive about receiving gifts? Buddy I found a cool pair of socks that looks like a shark is eating your foot, and I paid next to nothing for it. Why do you have to act like you now have to pay for my college tuition? Can I not just gift guys things for fun?
ImTheSmallestPeach
12. The Skinny Jeans Mystery
When you guys wear skinny jeans…where tf does your dick go? Like, not sexually but as a concerned person. Does that get tucked or something? Wouldn’t that hurt when you take off your jeans at the end of the day?
ReginaSerpentium
13. Why the Expensive Stuff?
He uses my expensive shampoo to wash his whole body when there is a bar of soap RIGHT THERE.
goaheadblameitonme
14. I Promise You, It’s There
How I can tell my husband where something is, and he can look right at it and say (with certainty), “it’s not there.”
CautiousShower
15. Why Bother?
A guy asked my friend for her number. He never called. Something similar happened to me. Why even bother getting someone’s phone number?
ImUndiscoveredGyrl
16. Just Clean It Up
shaves “Did you clean the sink?” “Yep”
looks in sink what the fuuuuck
minumoto
17. Do You Like Her or Not?
Whether or not they’re into a woman. Swear to god one day they can display evidence of attraction then the next it’s like a switch went off and they want nothing to do with you. I’ve realized over the years sometimes it’s just a bad day for them and not about me at all. However I still can’t read them lol
keystah
18. Don’t Hide It
Why they hide the fact that they are obsessed with hugs and other platonic forms of physical affection.
mans_i
19. The Amount of Time in the Bathroom
Why does it take you so long to poop?
Do you not have enough fiber in your diet? Are man poops unfathomably large to a woman and just take so much effort to pass? Maybe you’re just sitting there playing on your phone?
Most men I’ve met spend at least half an hour each time pooping. If a woman spent a half an hour on the toilet, you’d be worried she passed out in there or something.
liberty285code6
20. From Enemies to Friends
That guys can go from fighting and beating each other up to suddenly being back to friends, are you guys really friends? is it just taking frustration out on each other? what is it and how?
freinlk
21. Communication With Friends
How men and their male friends don’t really talk about anything important going on in their lives with one another? They will go through the worst heart break of their lives and not say anything about it. They don’t communicate about major life events or ask each other deep questions. Only always talking about surface level shit like music or fishing and it baffles me????
Psychadelic_Kitten
22. To Play With Them or Not
Your nipples. Do you want me to play with them or not?
wastelandsexmodule
23. They Can Just Turn It All Off
How they can think about nothing. My brain thinks of 5 millions things 24/7 and I wish I knew the secret to turning it off.
pinkpiggles
24. What’s the Issue?
Why are guys so apprehensive about getting feminine products for their daughter, wife, girlfriend, etc.?
camohorse
25. How is it Possible?
You come over everyday, want to hold my hand, touch me, kiss me, dance in the kitchen together while cooking our dinner, tell me your secrets and dreams, have passionate sex but claim you don’t have any feelings for me?
semi-brilliant
26. Skin Issues
When their skin is crusty and breaking out but refuse to use skin care products like facial masks to fix it because they find it too feminine? Like buddy, everyone has skin it’s no big deal using these products.
platunia_
27. Poking the Belly Button
When you poke a Man’s bellybutton he feels it in his penis.
coaxer911
28. Not on the Same Page
Why they are only into me when I’m completely indifferent to them and are 0% into me when I actually like them.
SadCicada
29. Saying What They Mean
How they say exactly what they mean. What kind of game is that?
Syng420
30. The Need for Mystery
How they feel the need to be secretive. Even if its no big deal, they often feel the need to seem like they are “cool” and “mysterious.”
Myflappylabia