25 Parents Describe Their Daily Struggles On Twitter, And They're Sad And Funny At The Same Time — Jessica Rockowitz

26 Parents Describe Their Struggles On Twitter, And They’re Sad And Funny At The Same Time

Updated 1 year ago, October 25 2022
Collective World, Humor

Being a parent isn’t easy — but you’re not alone in your struggles. There are thousands of people going through the exact same issues as you. Here are some of the most hilarious tweets about what it’s like to be a parent to remind you you’re not on your own:

Looks About Right

OKAY BUT FOR REAL. Toddler moms… anyone else feel this? pic.twitter.com/KiOimBsWip
— Mama V 🌿✨ (@veronicaspeek_) November 16, 2021

Guess It’s A Wash

Parenting:

I say: That was not a nice thing to say.

I think: But it was also true.
— Ozzy (@ozzyunc) November 16, 2021

Treat Yourself

That moment of unadulterated relief that runs from head to toe when you decide to order pizza instead of cook dinner because it’s been a hellish parenting day.
— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) November 18, 2021

A Warning Would Be Nice

Shorty been 2 for less that 24 hours 😭 why ain’t nobody warn me pic.twitter.com/FoEwq5bukE
— Mani 🧚🏼‍♀️ (@mami_manii) November 19, 2021

Give Me A Break

I’m at the stage of parenting where running errands is pretty much a mini vacation.
— Dadof2Boys (@Dadof2crazyboys) November 18, 2021

It’s A Jungle Out There

Bath time is a universal parenting struggle pic.twitter.com/SGh3B5Ocpg
— Red Mobster 🦞 (@MobsterRed) November 18, 2021

Future CEO

Parenting is perfect training for management You think they understand but you have to repeat yourself incessantly then follow behind them cleaning up as they go, all while hoping you're doing your job well enough that eventually they'll be able to do things on their own
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) November 19, 2021

Choose Your Words Carefully

My toddler asked why she has her own small toilet seat and why we use the normal one and I explained that she has a little bum but me and her mom have big bums. Now every time we go out in public she says things like “look dad, he has a big bum! And SHE has a big bum too!”
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) November 17, 2021

Follow The Leader

parenting like pic.twitter.com/SYUkiue8sV
— jaclyn (@j_n_foster) November 17, 2021

Watch Your Language

Being a parent is mostly just saying, "Come on, my friends" when you want to say "Cut it out, muthaf$#&ers!"
— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) November 18, 2021

The Fast And The Furious

me: let’s see what this baby can do

new mother: can i hold him first?

me: [putting him on the floor] no i wanna race him
— taming fred savage (@FredTaming) November 19, 2021

Achievement Unlocked

My kids can all make their own ramen so I guess my parenting job is done.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 18, 2021

This Is Getting Old

The first time your toddler says "stay here with me, don't leave me" at bedtime – your heart melts. Twenty minutes and 300 times later, you're already over it.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 18, 2021

Expect The Unexpected

If you enjoy throwing uneaten food away because your toddler liked it last week but doesn’t like it this week then parenting might be for you.
— 𝘽. 🐝 (@justmommabee) November 11, 2021

If It Works, It Works

Current parenting approach when my kids get mouthy in the car: turn my music up so loud no one can hear anything, then ignore them
— Batman's Mom (@Triathleteby40) November 17, 2021

Just The Way It Is

Murphy's Parenting law gets instantly activated when a parent promises something after the kids are in bed
— Lara 🌏⬇️🐨 (@Eithercryingor) November 18, 2021

It’s Never Enough

Parenting be like:

Me: here’s a bowl of sugar, with some sugar on the side and a sprinkle of sugar

Kids: okay but can I add Nutella?
— Friney ☕️🌷 (@dimplesticks) November 13, 2021

Parenting 101

Half the parenting vocabulary is the word “wow”
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) November 16, 2021

Remember Sleep?

If the bags under my eyes could talk

– a parenting memoir
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) November 15, 2021

Peace And Quiet

I love my children and I love them a little extra when they are sleeping.
— Fruits of Motherhood (@lindafruits) November 10, 2021

Human Furniture

Do you enjoy being used as a climbing wall, bed, and pillow? Parenting may be for you.
— Mom With No Plan (@MomWithNoPlan) November 16, 2021

Parenting Hacks

Missing from parenting classes: how to silently exit the room of a sleeping baby. pic.twitter.com/00sicOwGEK
— Caroline Turley (@caroline_turley) November 18, 2021

Kids Just Don’t Understand

Parenting is getting home and putting away $200 in groceries only to have your kids complain that there’s
‘nothing to eat.’
— 🤘gimmejams🤘 (@80sjams) November 15, 2021

The Crappy Truth

Being a mom means sometimes you get 💩 on.
— Renee Paquette (@ReneePaquette) November 16, 2021

Happy Holidays

IM SANTA ??????? i just realized that being a mom means i’m SANTA
— k o t a ☆ (@kotamaeanne) November 13, 2021

The Joys Of Parenting

“Welcome to motherhood. You sleep like shit. Feel like shit. Tired of everybody’s shit. But you love those little shits.”
— bee ♡ (@_pikabee) November 18, 2021

26 Parents Describe Their Struggles On Twitter, And They’re Sad And Funny At The Same Time

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