30 Men Discuss The Things That All Men Do But Never Admit To Doing
1. I Was Just Resting My Eyes
Idk why but whenever I start falling asleep and someone calls me out on it, its always my first instinct to deny it. I will be asleep on my couch and my gf will be like “are you sleeping?” 100 times and have to shake me awake and I’ll be like “I’ve been awake the whole time.” Edit: glad I’m not the only one lmao
Notanalien91
2. Ignoring Health Issues
Wonder if they should go to the doctor, then convince themselves they don’t need to.
EDIT: I went in – turns out I had testicular cancer. Don’t put it off.
kenazo
3. Let’s Hug It Out
Wanting platonic touch (i.e. hugs).
aubidur_r
4. Just Shut Up
Getting called by someone while you’re jerking off and just saying whatever you can to get them to shut up.
Smoky_Cave
5. Shower Splashes
Catching water in our arms in the shower and then letting splash the the ground.
nick_karter22
6. Wet Drip
Getting annoyed when you put your dick back in your pants after a pee and suddenly feeling a wet drip on your leg.
brunicus
7. Ignoring the Signs
Pick up signs but not act on them for to the fear of misinterpreting. And then act oblivious.
CleanPerspective9746
8. Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Fantasize/Day Dream about being a hero or making a great sacrifice to save everyone.
Iamnot50yearsold
9. Collecting Things
Finding a really cool rock on the ground, then taking it with us.
concorde77
10. Not Willing To Admit It
Well that’s something I’m not willing to admit.
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11. Men Need Love Too
Wanting affirmation from their partners that they are sexy and desired.
mackelashni
12. Digging For Gold
There are two kinds of man: a man who picks his nose, and a man who lies about picking his nose.
TheFlyingBogey
13. Fantasize
Fantasize completely made up scenarios where we ‘save the day’ or win the girl over, etc.
viobro
14. Duh Moments
Realizing that someone was flirting with you like 5 years late.
SR_RSMITH
15. Butt Grabber
Grabbed their own butt to see what it feels like.
facecrafter
16. Tactical Wank
When you get older, a tactical wank is waiting a really long time between wanks so you can save that dick energy for your partner.
DavidOhMahgerd
17. Long Showers
Take longer than normal showers just standing there under the hot water because no one will love you.
Dayzlikethis
18. Reliving Convos
Go over every little minute detail in their heads of the conversation they had with someone they are even a little bit attracted to.
bary110
19. The Luxury of Love
Tell ourselves that having someone who loves us is a luxury.
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20. Remembering Compliments
About 12 years ago one of mate’s wives (girlfriend at the time) told me that I had “nice toes”.
To this day, I occasionally look down at my bare feet and think “yeah Laura, I do. I do have nice toes.”
AussiePete
21. Wanting a Hug
Wanting a hug real bad.
Meilos97
22. Shaving For No Real Reason
Shaving your pubes at 14 even though no one is gonna see it ever.
ALIENANAL
23. Not Seeing the Obvious
Realizing like ten years later that that one girl you were hanging out with was 100% saying she was dtf and we are fucking idiots for not realizing.
ColeProtoco1
24. Bullseye
Pee on shit stains in the toilet bowl, efficiency.
LoseAlotLuke
25. Helicopter, Helicopter
While naked. Rotate your hips fast enough to make a fun slapping noise.
Ruukage
26. Can’t Be Too Prepared
Always wash our dicks very thoroughly cause you just never know when you’re gonna get your dick sucked. Even if the odds are low, they’re never 0.
GreyKokoro
27. Dog Broadway
Put on a show for your dog. Sing a show tune and do a little soft shoe. Then give it a big ending and pause for applause while your dog looks at you and slow blinks.
spicyface
28. Using The Scale After A Good Poop
If there’s a scale in the bathroom, we’re gonna weigh ourselves before and after a good poop.
FetalDeviation
29. Shifting Things
Put their hand in their pocket to adjust a boner or their balls when they’re stuck to their leg.
trgjtk
30. Letting The Tears Flow
Crying in the car after having the worst fucking day and then showing up wherever and acting like we’re totally fine.
Gr33nanmerky13