There’s something about a man who can wine and dine you while also fulfilling your need for eye candy. Tiktoker @Vovatestardi does just that, cooking up gourmet meals that are just as decadent as he is and always taking a swig of champagne before giving his signature wink to the camera. Such a better way to spend your time than drunk-dialing your good-for-nothing ex.
This handsome Greek charmer is not just beautiful on the outside – he’s a gorgeous sweetheart on the inside as well. He’s known for his epic Lives where he engages with his followers with a down-to-earth enthusiasm and boyish charm. And homemade breakfast pancakes. Lots of delicious pancakes. We love a man who knows how to eat and gives you a lesson by example on why you should never settle for the bare minimum.
If you’re ever having trouble remembering that you’re way out of your ex’s league and that your ex ain’t shit, not to worry: Jacob Day is here to save the day. With 6.7 million followers on his primary account and over 2 million on his other account Jacob Night, this sculpted hottie has all the Gen Z girlies in a collective swoon.
TikToker @ptwithjames is unmatched in his athletic and – ahem – flexible thirst traps. This account is perfect for the gym girlies looking for an extra stretch with their ~physical therapy~. 10/10 this account will mentally satisfy you more than your ex ever did.
TikToker @copperhead347 has the biceps, storytelling skills, and the country boy accent to titillate any woman on TikTok. If you like tattoos and military grade anything, be sure to follow his channel. If you’re ever tempted to reply to your ex when they come crawling back to you as per usual, watch one of his videos instead.