2022 is coming to a close at last and you know what that means! Spotify Wrapped time, baby! The music you listen to most says a lot about who you are and the kind of life you lead. Here’s what your top artist on Spotify Wrapped 2022 says about you.
You’re on at least one SSRI and are also a hopeless romantic which might be the reason for the Prozac prescription. But alas, you believe in love despite the fact it continues to slip through your fingers. But you still keep your heart on your sleeve and that’s one of the bravest things anyone can do. Please don’t lose your tenderness. The world needs more of it.
Either you are a sad boi who is secretly a misogynist or you, unfortunately, were in college in 2012 when Take Care dropped and are now in it for the long haul with this mofo because of your attachment issues and would feel weirdly guilty to stop listening to him forever.
You are fun at parties and most likely an Aquarius. You usually are ahead of the trends but that’s only because you are the one who sets them. You are a true visionary and are all about living your most authentic life.
Seek help. That is all.
You aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in life. You understand the importance of making a statement and staying true to yourself, your values, and the people you love most. You are also probably very hot. Good work.
You are all about reinvention. You always have some personal goal you’re striving towards and do your best to achieve the things you know you’re capable of. You’re hardworking and talented and dedicated to living your very best life.
You are as loyal as they come. You are all about having a good time and making sure everyone around you is enjoying themselves just as much as you are. You are goofy and sometimes a little immature, but that’s okay because it’s all part of your charm.
You’re my dad.
Like Phoebe, you also hate the state of Ohio even though you don’t live there. That said, you barely live where you are now either because you’re always so in your damn head. You’re wistful and a little sad but also deeply hopeful all at once. You are an enigma to most and that’s just the way you like it. Only the lucky get close to you, but not until they’ve earned your trust.
You know what you want and aren’t afraid to go for it because you also know your worth and won’t settle for any less than you deserve. You don’t put up with bullshit from anyone. You love yourself and that’s because you’ve worked hard to get there.
You’re horny all the time. How could you not be if you’re constantly listening to Matt Healy’s voice?
You are deeply in touch with your feelings and aren’t afraid to express them. You understand that you need to feel in order to heal and so you do. You’re the friend everyone turns to when they’re hurting or need advice because you’re wise and kind.
You have not progressed emotionally since 2016 when “Roses” was released. That’s pretty much it.
You are truly a ray of light. You make people feel good as hell when they’re around you. You are funny and smart and kind and know how to have a damn good time.
You’re angsty and hot.
Your screentime is primarily comprised of TikTok, which is where you first discovered Noah Kahan because of “Stick Season.”
You are patient and understand that good things take time. (But, RiRi, girl, where that album??)
You are the type of person to give the wrong people too many chances because you’re convinced they are just bound to change and become who they are meant to be even though they have shown you time and time again who they truly are.
You are depressed but very funny. I like people like you.