20 Women Describe Something That Men Do, That Women Will Never Understand

1. Helicoptering

Helicoptering the penis.

Shadeauxmarie

2. No Thank You!

Unsolicited dick pics. I will never, ever get it.

Gray_in_Between

3. Loud Trucks

Driving past and accelerating in a really loud truck when a woman is walking on the sidewalk. Do they think I’m going to break out into a sprint, screaming at them to stop because I MUST HAVE SEX WITH THEM NOW LOUD NOISES YES BRRRRT

SASSYARMADILLO

4. Catcalling

Catcalling, do you really think that a woman is gonna fancy you after you yell inappropriate things at her?

ThatOneHistoryHoe

5. Empty Minds

Think of literally nothing.

Women, when you ask your man “what ya thinking?” And he says “nothin”. He’s not hiding anything, he is telling you the truth. Men have the ability to literally empty their minds.

GonnaGetBanned2

6. Breaking Things

Become so enraged at a game that they destroy their own stuff.

detective_kiara

7. Appearing Like a Predator

I don’t think women understand the awkwardness and fear men have when accidentally walking behind a woman. The thought of being perceived as a predator, when all you’re doing is minding your own business and walking. Coincidentally, in the same direction as her. Like, I’ve waited changed my whole foot path just to avoid this. Especially at night.

Liam_Tang

8. Anti-Intellectual

I have never and will never understand why books and artistic pursuits are viewed as inherently feminine. Hell, there’s even a strain of anti-intellectualism among men. I’ll take someone interested in history and literature and music over a ‘manly man’ any day of the week.

ThrowRAMann

9. Downstairs Boxing

Guys punching eachother on the dicks/balls

Like I know it’s a game for some as like a teen but why are there some grown adult men still doing that? Like yeah pain is funny when it happens to someone else but still 🤔

the_onlyfox

10. Ball Scratching

When we scratch our balls…we HAVE to smell our fingers! No one knows why, we just do.

PhatBallllzAtHotmail

11. The Nothing Box

The “nothing box”. All men have it, not one single woman has it and don’t understand it.

The nothing box is when a man can turn everything off and just sit in silence. Not speaking, not thinking, just nothing. We are in our nothing box.

Women don’t have this. The Godfather Kevin Samuels said it best: Men’s minds are like waffles. We have many compartments to put thoughts into. 1,2 – on/off – up/down

Women’s minds are like spaghetti. Just a jumbled pile of thoughts and emotions all tangled together and they expect men to understand them.

watergivesmeheartbrn

12. Manspreading

To a certain extent, “manspreading”.

No, I cannot just sit in a random seat with my knees together. The testicles hang between the legs in the seated position. It is extremely painful to force the legs together if you’re just sitting naturally. For me to sit that way I’d need to reach into my underwear and readjust myself just before sitting to make sure everything is in front of my legs, and that’s not socially acceptable in public, nor is it hygienic.

Do some people take it to an extreme for additional comfort? Sure, but that’s not the same thing and both get labeled as manspreading. That ridiculous “anti-manspreading chair” that forces men’s knees together is a perfect example.

Blu3Army73

13. Bed Selfies

Selfies in bed saying they’re bored, well you’re in bed mate trying to sleep it’s not supposed to be exciting!!

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14. Funny Farting

That they think it’s okay/funny to fart in the presence of others.

Mongoose29037

15. Hierarchy

The need to be better than others. Goes back to males fighting each other to establish hierarchy.

Sakueboi

16. Hanging Onto Your Balls

When y’all just sit there holding ya balls 😅 been told its comforting.. But I cannot imagine being sat there casually cupping my vajayjay.

SniffMeStacey

17. Doing Nada

Not all women but the majority that I’ve talked to at least don’t understand a man’s need to do nothing. I work 5-6 days straight sometimes and all I look forward to sometimes is doing nothing. No alarms, no plans and no responsibility, just nothing for a day.

Woodstock4517

18. Glory Hole

Putting your dick in a glory hole or just the whole “any hole is a goal” mentality that many men subscribe to.

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19. No Accuracy

Not keeping your piss in the toilet with 100% accuracy.

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20. Indifference

Being indifferent about coworkers and acquaintances. All women I know have some type of deeper analysis for everyone in their life while guys can just be like, “Yea that’s Carl, he plays fantasy baseball 🤷‍♂️

thepanttree