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20 Stephen King Fans Are Intentionally Describing His Books In One Badly Written Sentence

Updated 2 years ago, October 25 2022
Humor

Even the biggest Stephen King fans can agree that this spooky author’s books have some absolutely wild plotlines. From murder cars to giant spiders masquerading as killer clowns, his books leave readers both scratching their heads and hiding under their covers. One hilarious Twitter thread asked a great question: Can you describe your fave King novels with just one terrible sentence?

Describe your favorite Stephen King book badly in one sentence.
— Craig Engler (@craigengler) November 23, 2021

What Happens In Vegas…

Folks travel across the country to fight the devil in Las Vegas.
— BlackDogVideo (@BlackDogVideo) November 23, 2021

It’s Just A Clown

Scaredy cat kids spooked by a clown. Then again as adults.
— Brett Boatright (@brettboatright) November 23, 2021

Worst Period Ever

A woman has the worst period in the universe, finds aliens, and does not do well.
— M.K. Hancock (@soupkaty) November 23, 2021

That’s One Memorable Prom

Misfit teen girl attends life changing school dance.
— Nicole is Neither Vampire Nor Squid 🦇🦑 (@deaddropfredd) November 23, 2021

Such A Lovely Story

One fateful summer, a St. Bernard and his boy are reunited.
— Kealan Patrick Burke (@KealanBurke) November 23, 2021

This Fits So Many King Books, It’s Hilarious

You can’t keep a good boy down.
— +The Blessorcist+ (@iGregGreene) November 23, 2021

Traffic, Am I Right?

“Getting through the Lincoln Tunnel is ALWAYS a pain”
— Bill Yanesh was the Piano Possum all along! (@barbershopraga) November 23, 2021

The Plot Of Every King Novel

Strange happenings in a secluded Maine town.
— Phil Plait (@BadAstronomer) November 23, 2021

They’re Playing With Fire

Government Officials fail at training a child in fire safety rules.
— S. Leorising (@LeoRisingVIII) November 23, 2021

So Heartwarming

A man arrives at destination, only to realize that a journey is not about the destination, but about the friends we make along the way.
— Kostur u ormaru (@_SkeletonWarVet) November 23, 2021

This Is Too Real

Supermarket shoppers have a rough time with new lockdown procedures
— Avishai ✡ Weinberger (@avishaiw) November 23, 2021

Move Over, Tesla

Early model self driving car finds new owner
— Auntie Rachael ⌘-R 🏳️‍⚧️ (@rachaelp95) November 23, 2021

Zero Stars

A hotel earns itself a terrible Yelp review.
— Greg Brostertag (@steelnets) November 23, 2021

A “King Game” Then?

So back in the 1970s, he ripped off SQUID GAME, except the contestants don't do anything but walk around.
— Tasha Robinson (@TashaRobinson) November 23, 2021

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Man gets signed up for an effective weight loss program
— Cameron Box (@CameronBoxy) November 23, 2021

Because Capitalism Could Never Be Evil

A shopkeeper strengthens the local economy through a unique business model.
— Andy (@AndyJRetro) November 23, 2021

She Was Just Being Nice

A fan nurses her favorite author back to health after a car accident but all he does is resent her
— Tiffany Aleman (@FakeTiffanyAle) November 23, 2021