Dumb Jokes To Make Your Boyfriend Laugh

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22 Dumb Jokes To Make Your Boyfriend Laugh

Your relationship should be fun and exciting. You should be able to make each other laugh until tears stream down your cheeks. If you need some help, here are some dumb jokes to make your boyfriend laugh:

“Why don’t helicopters fly in the morning? Twirly.” — Secret_Pornstache

“Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.” — [deleted]

“Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts, and believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher.” — feorlike

“Why do ants never get sick? Because they have little antibodies.” — justkitten25

“My dad asked me the other day: ‘Are you even listening to me?’ Which is a really weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.” — zimflo

“People tell me I’m condescending. That means I talk down to people.” — balthemel

“I arranged a threesome on the weekend. Had two no shows, but I still had fun.” — Iguy_Poljus

“If you’d like to read the gospel according to Shrek you need only turn to Psalm- BODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!” — Sheepbjumpin

“How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there.” — vadlmaster

“Never tell a pun to a kleptomaniac. They’re always taking things literally.” — jackhackery

“I think the Rainforest Cafe takes the whole rainforest theme too far. This one time I was sitting there eating my chicken tenders and they bulldozed 40% of the restaurant.” — adamMcelfresh

“What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can’t cross a vector and a scalar.” — ManMan36

“You know Orion’s belt? Waist of space. I know, I know, not a very good joke… Three stars.” — Thetrufflehunter

“A wife calls her husband and says, ‘Be careful driving home, some complete moron is driving down the wrong side of the motorway.’ The husband replies, ‘There’s not just one, there’s bloody hundreds of them!’” — aMeatyTreat

“I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.” — dabcabc

“So there were two whales at a bar. The first whale says to the second (make whale noises until everyone is a little uncomfortable). Then the second whale says back to the first (inhale sharply), ‘Go home Frank. You’re drunk.’” — Byizo

“Me: Wanna hear a joke about a ghost? Person: Sure. Me: That’s the spirit.” — cosmo5963

“Man walks into a fishmongers with a large fish under his arm. ‘Do you have any fishcakes?’ ‘Yes,’ the fishmonger replies. Points at fish, ‘Good, as it’s his birthday tomorrow.’” — mccofred

“Your penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. (Until the librarian threatened to call security.)” — luhluhlucas

“How’s drinking Miller Lite like having sex in a canoe? They’re both fucking close to water.” — [deleted]

“You ever hear the one about the wooden car? It wooden go.” — scathacha

“Which animal has the largest breasts in the zoo? The zebra.” — WestCoastHopHead