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Where do you draw inspiration from?
Mostly Facebook posts and YouTube comments; occasionally my dreams or a bottle of pinot grigio.
You’re hosting a dinner party this Friday and can invite five people. The catch: These diners can be anyone, dead or alive. You also don’t need to know them IRL. That said, who are you having over?
Cat Marnell, Swami Sivananda, Brandon Flowers, Ronald Regan, and Yoko Ono.
What was the last thing you read that moved you?
I thought this book on dating and loving yourself was useful; but my dating life is still actually a complete mess. So maybe not.
If AIM was still A Thing, what would your away message be?
Jan Jan not in the house. Out on the abanonded oil rig.
What would the title of your memoir be?
Oops, I Accidentally [Censored] at My [Censored]: And Other Funny Stories.
How would your best friend describe you?
Really really toxic Scorpio energy.
Favorite word, and why?
January. Or Jan-Jan. Or Ary. Because that’s my name.
If you could give one piece of advice to everyone in the world, what would you say?
Writing is not unlike exotic dancing.
Zodiac Big Three:
Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius rising
I don’t like Myers–Briggs, I’m all about that zodiac
Writing articles 24/7
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