22 Hilarious Movie Quotes To Use During A Breakup

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22 Hilarious Movie Quotes To Use During A Breakup

Sometimes, it’s hard to find the words to explain how you feel. It would be much easier if you could use the movie quotes below in order to end your relationship:

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” — SocialJusticeTemplar

“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” — PaulClifford

“Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night.” — [deleted]

“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.” — SharkBait179588

“If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.” — dr239

“Normally, I would say, ‘Auf Wiedersehen,’ but since what Auf Wiedersehen actually means is ‘until I see you again,’ and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say goodbye.” – ItikKing

“Alright gang, let’s split up!” — MrFrozenOwl

“I’m sorry, little one. I ignored my destiny once, but I cannot do that again, even for you.” — quinn9648

“I’ve got a life to start living, and you’re not going to be in it.” — aliveinjoburg2

“You’re still here? It’s over! Go home.” — MJSchooley

“You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Farewell.” — Pharoah_Himself

“I hate our relationship. It’s coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.” — OpenWaterRescue

“Run away, Simba. And never return.” — allynlomboy

“What is your major malfunction numbnuts?! Did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention when you were a child?!?!” — inflammable

“I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.” — Pyrrhape

“For what it’s worth… I’m sorry for everything.” — stripperjnasty

“You’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I can’t follow!” — Attentivegamer

“Today we celebrate our Independence Day!” — RedShirtDecoy

“I’m tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. I’m tired of never having me a buddy to be with, to tell me where we’s going to, coming from or why. Mostly, I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head, all the time… Can you understand?” — FultonHomes

“Hey, psycho, I’m not gonna feel better about this, it’s over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.”” — -eDgAR-

“At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” — keepingItreal24-7

“Get out me swamp.” — [deleted]