25 Hilarious Responses To ‘Why Are You Still Single?’

There’s nothing wrong with being single – but some people act like there is. Here are some hilarious responses to use the next time someone asks why you’re still single.

“Why are you still uncomfortable with being alone?” — Never_was_a

“I have higher standards than you, I guess.” — InUrFaceSpaceCoyote

“You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet!” — FifiLaFifi

“Because my goal isn’t to be in a relationship, it’s to be in the right relationship.” — AmIbiGuy_420

“This is an awkward way to learn about my divorce.” — freecain

“Supply-chain issues.” — ThePrimeRibDirective

“I have sworn an oath that my line must end with me.” — fistchrist

“Just lucky, I guess!” — malachai926

“Because I learn from my mistakes.” — Danger_Mouse_101

“In France we say, ‘Mieux vaut être seul que mal accompagné’ which means ‘Better alone than in bad company.’” — Bobbyballs

“Your mom says she wants no strings attached.” — Hugh_manateerian

“I am single by choice… Their choice but still.” — TheNukex

“I have the social skills of a spoon.” — Its-Slammin

“The voices in my head tend to get jealous very easily.” — generictrashlady

“Because you’re taken.” — the_bassist_dumbass

“Because your mom has a waiting list.” — SO_NOT_PENIS_CREAM

“Why are you being nosy?” — flirtinwithdisaster

“Because there are so many people like you.” — joy_brings_joy

“To tolerate me would require a skill level not yet reached by any mortal being.” — SquirtleOfHyrule

“If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn’t be.” — Gexmnlin13

“Because I am my favorite person!” — Eponymous_B

“Well I’m a disaster in skin so there’s that.” — WeCrowdTheHarps

“I’ve devoted my life to cats.” — Mission_Progress_674

“If I thought it was your business to know, I’d tell you.” — Back2Bach

“I’m overqualified.” — imvital