25 Hilarious Things You Never Want To Say On A First Date
You need to be careful when you’re getting to know someone if you want to make a good first impression. One wrong word could ruin the date. Which is why you should keep in mind these things you should never say on a first date:
“Where would you like us to be buried?” — Infolife
“You look very different while you’re sleeping.” — cyprka
“Phew, you’re lucky I’m into personality over looks.” — corn_cakes
“Does anyone know you’re here?” — McAwes0meville
“I only agreed to go on this date because you look like my sister.” — LordCrunchMaster
“Will you marry me?” — TaylerHull
“You smell like my ex.” — laconicwheeze
“I can’t wait for you to meet my dolls.” — cleaning-meaning
“I had to get permission from my mom to come here tonight.” — Amb_301
“You know you can make money at home and be your own boss?” — ERN3570
“Ah yes. You’ll do just fine.” — thisendup76
“How much money do you make?” — WillieFromBadSanta
“My mom was worried you might be a serial killer, I wasn’t worried. What’s the chance two of us on the same date, right?” — DemanoRock
“My ex was so much more fun.” — shawnglade
“Sorry I’m late. I’m still drunk from last night, so it took longer to drive.” — whittlingcanbefatal
“You remind me of my wife.” — sinjin88
“Have you been keeping up with your Kegels?” — Final-Currency-5326
“What’s your social security number?” — ComedianZanahoria
“What season did you start playing Fortnite?” — TheDarkShrk
“Did you know 50% of all people are into extremely kinky shit?” — WimbleWimble
“I might be incapable of loving anyone.” — Less-Buyer194
“Sorry I can’t stay long, I’m seeing another girl later tonight.” — Caramel_Cappucino
“It rubs the lotion on it’s skin then it places it in the basket… or else it gets the hose again!” — Grillparzer47
“My therapist says I need to move out of my comfort zone and meet new people, I think it’s because she’s worried if I die in my home no one will find me before my cats eat me.” — ChipmunkGlittering37
“…Here’s Wonderwall.” — NathanCollier14