26 Hilarious Insults (Without A Single Curse Word)

26 Hilarious Insults (Without A Single Curse Word)

If you want to win an argument with your friends, you might have to break out a clever insult. Here are a few hilarious insults (that don’t involve any curse words):

“You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.” — MrB0rk

“You’re a great conversation topic. Not when you’re here but when you leave.” — Briton1998

“You have all of the intellect of a baked potato, and none of the desirability.” —IncompetentYoungster

“Give your parents my condolences.” — Strogman

“I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong.” — malignanttum0r_

“I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you.” — EpicCalliope

“You’re difficult to underestimate.” — smellslikeloudoggg

“I wish we were better strangers.” — Batman3386

“You’re as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.” — matthew_j_will

“You had so much potential…” — squalorparlor

“There really are no gaps in your ignorance.” — Townscent

“You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.” — seenthewolf

“You seem like the sort of person who knows which color of crayon tastes the best.” —TrentWolfred

“You’re the reason shampoo bottles come with instructions.” — TCSK8

“You couldn’t find water if you fell out of a boat.” — leitrimlad

“You make me wish I had more middle fingers.” — inflatableje5us

“I don’t mean to sound condescending. That means talk down to you.” — hamlin6

“You’ve only got two brain cells, and they’re both fighting for third place.” — skam_skins

“I’d rather be insulted by you than someone I respect.” — Scorpion13992k

“I envy those who don’t know you.” — Geesehaveniceasses

“I didn’t expect anything from you and you still disappointed me.” — StillaDingo

“We set the bar so low, it was a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, playing limbo with the devil.” — RusticRumrunner

“Is your brain just an accessory?” — wotwotblood

“Somewhere in the world theres a tree working hard to replace the oxygen you’re wasting.” — Crockpot_gator_Snot

“Your parents aren’t even disappointed in you. They know this is the best you can do.” — CatsAreWhatHappens

“If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.” — StormsEdge88