36 Cheesy Lines That Will Land You A Date

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36 Cheesy Lines That Will Land You A Date

“Strawberry or chocolate chip? I’m just trying to figure out what type of pancakes to make you in the morning.” — why_rob_y

“Spoon me like your favorite ice cream.” — thejusner

“Do you have a jersey? Because I’m gonna need your name and number.” — OhMyGlobs

“Should I call you tomorrow or just roll over?” — [deleted]

“No, these flowers aren’t for you. I just wanted to show them what true beauty looks like.” — ekolis

“I think you dropped something… my jaw.” — Friendlyvoices

“Girl, are you Mars? Because you’ve got some outstanding natural features.” — Prolemasses

“Hey are you satan? Because I worship you.” — Jevans1221

“I think your eyes are the same color as my bed sheets… We should go check!” — Since-ive-fallen

“Are you from Oklahoma? Because you’re pretty OK.” — fuzzywuzzywuzabear

“Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing!” — DragonsNightmare

“You are like the bottom of my laptop. Hot.” — its_prolly_fine

“Hey girl. Your skin is soft. Is your lotion from Bath and Body Works? ‘Cause girl… Your Body Works.” — [deleted]

“If I were a gardener, I’d plant your tulips next to mine.” — Midwest_man

“If you need a place to crash, I have a couch… it doesn’t pull out, but I do.” — meagorilla

“If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.” — ReferencesCartoons

“Your lips look pretty, can I take a closer look?” — walkingaroundd

“I wish we were shoelaces, so together we can be knotty.” — masterpain

“Are you Google? Because you are everything I’m searching for.” — Snow_Rain

“That’s a nice shirt…could I talk you out of it?” — Jabberminor

“Hey there’s something in your eye, oh wait it’s just a sparkle.” — A_Tall_Bloke

“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you are CuTe.” — im_not_sane

“Excuse me is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.” — TheSportsGuy23

“Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.” — OhMyGlobs

“Is your name VISA, because you’re everywhere I wanna be.” — [deleted]

“Are you a Carbon sample? Because, I want to date you.” — MarcusTheAsianCowboy

“I think our grandchildren will call you Grammy. Why? Because you’re a prize.” — kt_ginger_dftba

“Good thing I brought my library card because I’m checking you out.” — A_Tall_Bloke

“Baby you’re like a traffic ticket… Fine, Fine, Fine.” — moneycomet

“You remind me of the SAT. Why? Because I’d do you for 3 hours with a few breaks for snacks in between.” — yorker78

“I seem to have lost my phone number. May I have yours?” — objectif_lune

“If you were at Costco, I’d take your sample.” — thebageljew

“Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.” — adfroman23

“Are you a magician? Cause Abraca-DAYUM!” — mvpete

“If you were a Pokemon, I’d chose you.” — circuselefante

“Do you have any mints? No? Well how about an ICE BREAKER?” — realsapist