4 Birth Months That Drink Iced Coffee Year-Round

To caffeine addicts, nothing is more refreshing than chugging a frosty cold brew in midsummer. It’s a sensual experience that cools you down and winds you up at the same time. But when the weather gets cooler, their beverages get warmer. When it’s frigid outside, a hot coffee can keep you from shivering.

It all makes perfect sense, just as wearing skimpier clothes in the summer and cocooning yourself in sweaters and wool hats in the winter makes sense—you’re pulling away from the extremes and gravitating toward a happy middle.

But some people are soul rebels who stand out from the crowd. They won’t let peer pressure, tradition, or even common sense tell them what to do. They do what they want when they want, and woe unto those who are foolish enough to stand in their path!

Here are four birth months who drink iced coffee no matter what the weather is like outside and no matter who thinks they’re crazy for doing it.

June

As the only sign who was born in the glory days of late spring or the early days of summer before the heat gets oppressive, June is the most winter-averse sign in the entire zodiac. They are drawn to all things summery like a moth is drawn to a flame. If there was an island in the South Pacific known as June Island where the weather was sunny and 78 degrees year-round, All those born in June on the planet would repatriate there and start a new nation. They would even pass a law mandating that mating season be restricted from August 21 to September 20, ensuring that all babies would be born nine months later and assume their citizenship as natural-born those born in June. Short answer: The reason that those born in June drink iced coffee year-round is because it reminds them of summer.

February

As The birth month’s arch non-conformist, February won’t allow any damned random fool to tell them how to act, dress, or behave. They think outside of the box, dance to the beat of their own drum, and never judge a book by its cover. February spends their entire life bucking the trend, swimming upstream, and going against the grain. It would be abnormal to expect them to act normally, so why would you expect them to drink hot coffee, or even hot chocolate, in the winter? Besides all that, those born in February are very health-conscious, and iced coffee is easier on the stomach.

November

As we all know, November is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma encased in a hard exoskeleton that’s equipped with a stinger that can kill you if you piss them off. They are the darkest and most secretive of all the birth months. As you gaze upon them sitting there in the far corner of the coffee shop on a bleak winter day as it’s snowing outside, you see them casually sipping on a cold brew that’s packed with extra ice. Why would they do such a thing? It’s brutally and viciously frigid outside, so why would they want to make things worse? But that’s just the point—they’re someone born in November. They will never tell you the answer! They thrive on the sadistic glee of leaving you perplexed, befuddled, and clueless.

December 

The curious adventurer of the year, the explorer who thrives in charting new and unexplored territories, December first sampled an iced coffee in winter a few years back merely because they wondered what the experience would be like. Then, on a sweltering day in July, they tried a piping-hot Americano—hold the milk—just to see what that would feel like. Then they woke up one day and had steak for breakfast, dessert for lunch, and an omelet with hash browns for dinner. For some reason unbeknownst to the rest of us, they found all of these culinary choices absolutely disgusting except for the iced coffee in winter, and so they stuck with that.