Get ready to rumble! Whether you’re in a bar brawl or someone just cut you off in traffic, you’ll want these Zodiac signs on your side.
Aries (March 21st to April 19th)
Scary Aries—an obvious but necessary choice. Aries are born fighters with naturally hot tempers. They are loyal AF and won’t back down to any opponent. With their quick wit and fast-paced nature, they make perfect candidates for any altercation, physical or not. In fact, Aries get a rise when called to action and find it honorable to fight fearlessly for the ones they love and care for. They are considered the “God of War.” Need I say more?
Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)
Two fighters in one. Geminis, also referred to as “the twins,” possess double the punch of just any other zodiac sign. Brawn and Brain represent the twins. A Gemini is going to tap into both sides of their sign during a fight, thinking first and acting later. But they will be completely unpredictable—they may throw a curveball in light of the situation, making you believe they’re going to defend you one way and surprising you by doing something entirely else, all while still handling shit. Nobody wants to mess with the heat of one, let alone two pissed off sides to a gemini.
Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)
The silent killer. A Scorpio is one that’s going to premeditate your demise. They are calculated and observant. You won’t know when a Scorpio is going to strike you—they’re notoriously sneaky—but when you’re struck you will know the sting, and you will never forget it. Anyone going head-to-head with a Scorpio has to have big balls. When you go low, they will always go lower and make you reconsider why you even bothered.
Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)
Fighting you with facts. Aquarians are going to battle with their book smarts, and honestly nothing cuts deeper than being reminded of how dumb you are. They don’t need to yell to get their point across or throw hands—no, they will look you directly in the eye in a calm state of mind and read you for filth. If prompted, they aren’t afraid to get dirty, especially if it’s for a good cause they’re defending, but it hits much harder for them to be able to intellectually own your ass.