4 Zodiacs Who Are FBI Agents In Dating and Relationships

These zodiac signs have investigation skills worthy of the FBI, especially when it comes to dating and relationships.

Scorpio

The Scorpio can be jealous and mistrustful, but sometimes it’s for good reason. As one of the most intuitive and observant signs of the Zodiac, Scorpio can sense when something is amiss because they themselves are masters of concealment. They know exactly what “innocent” questions to ask to get you to reveal the truth about what you’ve been up to and will keep track of any discrepancies in your stories. If they find evidence of falsehoods, they may even resort to snooping or “casually” interview your friends to ensure nothing really is going on. Scorpio could easily makes themselves home at Quantico putting their skills to use, but for now, they’ll settle for looking through your Instagram to make sure you are who you really say you are. 

Aquarius

The detached demeanor of Aquarius contributes to the myth that Aquarius could never be bothered, let alone even slightly possessive or hyper-curious about a prospective romantic partner. Yet an Aquarius in love is different. They want you all for themselves and are often casually cyberstalking and investigating their partners long before the relationship even begins, keeping track of people’s movements. While some Aquarius individuals will simply leave at the first sign that their partner is entertaining other suitors, a jealous Aquarius who gets too invested will become motivated to open an inquiry. They may look through your following on social media to ensure there isn’t anyone who hasn’t captured your interest more than they have, or ask probing questions about the person you’ve expressed recently becoming fascinated by. Although they’re willing to let bygones be bygones and still remain one of the most independent signs, their natural curiosity is often triggered by the notion that you could possibly be entertaining someone more interesting than they are.

Cancer

Cancer can be a tad clingy in relationships – but it’s only because when they love, they really love. They can become trained private investigators when they can take an interest in a potential partner. Cancer is the person who will arrive on a first date knowing everything there is to know already: they know what college you attended, the type of friend group you surround yourself with, and possibly one or two fun facts about your exes. If a Cancer is on the toxic side rather than the healthy side, they may even begin to infiltrate your life if you’re already partnered, ingratiating themselves into your family while laser-focused on obtaining you. But most Cancers (thankfully) pursue people who are already available. 

Taurus

Taurus likes a solid foundation when it comes to their partners and that means making sure no one can sabotage the relationship in toxic ways. You might find them asking you random questions about your social network to make sure there isn’t anyone else you aren’t crushing on, or asking further details about where you’ve been when you haven’t texted them back in a while. For them, this is an innocent gesture and sign that they care and value you and don’t want to lose you, as they’re willing to give it their all in relationships and are often fiercely committed and loyal to their partners. But remember to set boundaries with a Taurus if you ever feel they’re going overboard with the questions or set healthy boundaries with other suitors if they do have a reason to worry.