4 Zodiacs Whose Fall Style Is The Envy Of The Pumpkin Patch

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius gives off hot-teacher-before-we-realized-how-problematic-hot-teacher-tropes-really-are vibes. I’m talking Ezra Fitz in a vest, a sweater, or, even better, a sweater vest. It’s all about the layers and old money meets no-money, impoverished liberal arts PhD candidate vibes. There’s a lot of tweed, definitely some elbow patches, tons and tons of neutrals, and patterns that are approved by Brooks Brothers, only. If it looks like Kate Middleton stole it from Will’s closet, even better. Sure, we know at some point it’s going to involve multiple shades of brown that could all be classified as ‘dog poop’, but Sag will stick to the technical terms like ‘olive’ or ‘camel’ and will have no problem selling you on their dark academia looks this autumn. 

LEO

Leo is fall royalty. They have the uniform down pat. The right flannel, the right boots, the best scarves. They can even pull off that felt hat you think makes your head look weird, but on them, it looks tailor-made. They know how to mix colors, how to pair ‘burnt’ with dark denim and pops of white. How to make staples enviable, even though they’re available literally everywhere. There is something about how Leo throws it all together that screams ‘Joanna Gaines’ in a way you’ve been trying so hard to emulate for years without success. Leo just looks as good as an apple pie candle smells, and there is really nothing for us peasants to do but bow down.

LIBRA

Libra’s fall fashion, is, you guessed it, all about balance. They know how to take layering to the next level. They’ve nailed that midwesterner’s need to plan an outfit that can be less and more at the same time in order to combat the October hot flashes and cold spells alike. They know outfits are built from the ground up, literally, which is why they always have the perfect boot liners that make rubber look like a luxury item. They know how to accessorize from their coats to their bags to their jewelry, and everything just looks like it was meant to be worn at the same time. They are always shopping for the ‘outfit’ never just the ‘item’, and the final result shows just how much they nailed it.

GEMINI

Gemini is the sweater mogul. They took what 90s boy bands started, then refined and perfected it. Turtleneck, fisherman, oversized, skin tight, you name it, they are a walking, talking cashmere-acle. They have every color, every pattern, high end to the embarrassingly tacky ugly Christmas sweater that wins every office contest. Hand-knit or machine-made it’s all about the versatility, comfort, and style that only a sweater can provide. They know how to dress them up or down, and always have an extra to share with friends. The only downside is the need to protect their prized collection from mothballs and the hefty dry cleaning bills, but they say it’s better to invest in quality items you care for over the years than to waste time and energy on disposable garments.