Top 3 Most Sarcastic Zodiac Signs

If you’re thin-skinned, hanging out with these three zodiacs will either toughen you up or absolutely destroy you.

Brilliant, quick on their feet, and known for not missing anything, they can deliver a withering one-liner that makes you shed tears of laughter (or tears over your bruised ego). This trio will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices. 

If you’re one of these sarcastic signs–Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aquarius–who hurt you? We kid. We know that when you’re as clever as you three, you either roast or get roasted. Plus, your humor not only makes us laugh but sometimes helps us see things in a totally different light. After all, sarcasm is an artform, and you are the masters of comedy. 

Gemini

Gemini is the only zodiac sign who can roast you, make you laugh, and then suddenly say, very seriously, “I’m not kidding…am I?” As your brain reels they cackle, but you don’t know if they’re laughing at their own joke or you. Probably both. Geminis are dual-natured: an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. They want to be nice, but the bad guy keeps whispering brilliant one-liners louder than the angel’s placid pleas for kindness. 

Ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, they’re brilliant wordsmiths who don’t always use their powers for good. Naturally quick-witted, their tongue is so sharp you’ll need a band-aid to survive the conversation. However, if you ever need stress relief—and these folks make awesome work besties—along with some levity, Gemini has your back. They’ll also use sarcasm to boost your confidence with lighthearted humor or a quick witty remark. You can count on them to keep things fun. 

Aquarius 

As the trendy genius of the zodiac, Aquarius loves sarcasm, often using it as a way to challenge conventional wisdom. Always thinking outside the box, they use humor slyly to get you to consider their perspective, which is part of the reason why they would make amazing cult leaders (honestly, that’s a whole other article). True, their jokes are sometimes so out there that you need a GPS to find reality again, but confusion is part of their goal. It keeps you off-balance, making you an easier target.

Believe it or not, they actually use sarcasm as a love language. While they’re great at speaking to groups (ahem, again, cult leader), they struggle to share how they feel one on one. If they’re teasing you, it probably means they love you. It’s their way of showing that you’re in their weird little, quirky club. And you should feel honored. 

Sagittarius

Naturally blunt and opinionated, these folks will roast you like a marshmallow. (Slowly and with no remorse.) In their mind, they probably think they’re engaging in some silly, light-hearted banter. In reality, they just roasted you so hard, your ancestors are mad. 

If you do invite them to your comedy roast, be prepared. When you put a Sagittarius onstage, they will not only win the audience over, but turn them against you. They’ll have the crowd laughing so hard, they’ll all be questioning why they’re even friends with you in the first place. And then Sagittarius will skateboard off stage, high-fiving, asking you, “Pretty funny, huh?!” Good luck convincing everyone that you ate a hot pepper at the buffet and are not actually crying. 

The upside? Being friends with a Sagittarius is like having the funniest comedian you know also being your biggest supporter. They joke with you because they know you can take it. Hey, it’s not like you didn’t know that being friends with a Sagittarius means also signing up for a lifetime subscription to the sarcasm channel. While other signs may whisper behind your back, you always know where you stand with this Fire sign, whether they’re being funny or (occasionally) serious.