Here’s Why You’ll End Up In Jail, According To Your Birth Month

April

Due to your egotistical, self centered nature, as someone born in April you would go to jail for being a hired hitman. You are the type of criminal who will fight to the very last minute to avoid jail time, using your competitive and athletic arrogance to try to outrun the authorities before being taken down by six cops.

May

If you were born in May you are incredible sneaky and intelligent. You would go to jail for money laundering. Your determination and your greed will work together to make you very successful, but your tendency to get lazy will essentially lead to your capture.

June

Someone born in June would go to jail for fraud, as they are known to be the type that most con artists and thieves are born under. The act of stealing someone’s identity, or tricking people into trusting you, will bring you a sick kind of joy, but your ego will cause you to brag to the wrong person, and they will turn you in.

July

July natives are known to be the most dangerous sign of the year. As someone born in July, you would go to jail for passion killings. Your crimes are usually violent, and centered around how sensitive and unstable you are. It wouldn’t be difficult for the police to catch you, as you tend to kill those close to you, in very personal areas like a shared home or a dorm room.

August

If you were born in August, you are obsessed with attention and drama. You would commit a crime just to get recognition for it. Your fifteen minutes of fame would be worth the jail time, and you’d probably turn yourself in or lead the police to your doorstep in order to make the whole thing that much more tragic and theatrical.

September

If you’re someone born in September, you would be in jail for hacking into important computers and databases. You are nosy, and love knowing what is going on in the lives of others. September-born individuals are known to often be proclaimed as innocent, and it is likely that you would never end up in jail.

October

For a type that is often considered to be the most just, those born in October are also considered to be some of the most corrupt criminals of the year. As someone born in October, your fair nature would lead you to become a cop, but your shady tendencies would turn you into a mole.

November

Those born in November are known for being the most sadistic birth month. As someone born in November, you would be in jail for being an assassin, as you are very cunning and very impartial to something as gruesome as murder. A lot of the time, someone born in November will be the brains behind larger crimes, using people as puppets and pawns in their game. This would lead to being turned in by a scorned partner.

December

Though volatile and unforgiving, someone born in December still can’t bring themselves to hurt another person. Due to that timidness, they would most likely go to jail for theft. However, as someone born in December you are extremely hard to pin down, so it is likely that you would never even end up in jail.

January

People born in January are controlling and conceited, and often have their hand at many different crimes. From petty theft, to sadistic acts, the those born in January are considered to be an all around criminal. With so many things going on, you would most likely slip up or forget to tie loose ends, leading to your capture.

February

If you were born in February, you are clever and charismatic. You are the con artist poster child, luring people in with your charm, and hustling them right under their nose. You would go to jail after your vengeful nature gets the best of you, and you start messing with people who know you well enough to catch on to your scams.

March

March-born individuals are known for being an extremely dark sign of the year. They are extremely self destructive, and would most likely be in jail for petty drug related crimes. Due to your personally harmful nature, as someone born in March you would end up being picked up by the police on the side of the road and thrown into jail for possession.