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Gross Things Guys Do, Based On Their Zodiac Sign

We’ve already discussed gross things girls do based on their zodiac. It’s only fair to discuss the guys next!

Aries (March 21st to April 19th)

Eats food off the floor.

Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)

Doesn’t change his bed sheets for four months at a time.

Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)

Eats leftovers when it’s definitely not safe to do so.

Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)

Forgets to brush his teeth in the morning, realizes he forgot to do so at noon, and then decides to just wait until bedtime to brush them anyway.

Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)

Leaves his beard hair in the sink after shaving.

Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)

Drinks day-old coffee.

Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)

Doesn’t shower for three days straight.

Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)

Chews with his mouth open.

Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)

Leaves his dishes in the sink until there is no choice but to wash them because there is mold growing.

Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)

Neglects his laundry until he is on his last pair of boxers.

Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)

Skips deodorant for reasons no one understands.

Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)

Uses his shirt as a napkin.