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The 4 Zodiac Men Who Can’t Let Go Of Their Fraternity Days

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Today, we are embarking on a hilarious expedition into the men of the zodiac who, bless their hearts, never quite graduated from the frat house. Ah, the boys of Sigma Epsilon Tau, or as we like to call them, “SET” in their ways. As much as we laugh, we do adore them, don’t we? After all, they keep life entertaining. And who knows, maybe one day they’ll trade in their beer pong tables for dining tables. Until then, let’s raise a glass to the boys who never left the frat house.

Leo (July 23 – August 22):  King of Keg-Stands. 

Our dear Leo still thinks he’s the life of the party and, to his credit, he often is. Hey, it’s not a party unless Leo’s shirt is off, right? Even in the dead of winter. He has a mirror in every room of his bachelor pad, just in case there’s an urgent need to flex those biceps or fix that mane. Confidence or vanity? Well, darling, you be the judge. His wardrobe? Mostly Hawaiian shirts and flip flops, because he is forever “on vacation.”

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): The Perennial Pledge. 

The Sagittarius still has his backpack from that Eurotrip he took right after college. It’s almost like he’s ready to hit the road at a moment’s notice – or whenever he hears the siren song of a beer pong tournament in a distant land. While he may regale you with tales of his adventures, beware, dear ladies, his travel stories might just outlast your interest.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): The Eternal Frat President. 

The Aries is forever the one who rallies the troops for the next big thing. It’s not that he’s stuck in the past; it’s just that his past was SO much fun! Every game on TV is the Super Bowl, every night out is New Year’s Eve, and every girl is the love of his life… until the next one comes along. But we can’t be too hard on him – after all, someone has to keep the party going, right?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): The Ultimate Party Panther. 

Ah, the Gemini man. He’s the one who can carry on two conversations at once, usually while juggling a beer in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other. He’s charming and hilarious, and you’ll never have a dull moment with him. Just don’t expect him to remember your birthday, anniversary, or… what was your name again?