The 3 Creepiest Things About You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

1. You get a thrill out of putting yourself in life-threatening situations, like jumping out of planes and driving past the speed limit.

2. You pick at your scabs until they bleed — and you don’t even notice when you’re doing it.

3. You have reoccurring dreams about your own death.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

1. When you are driving, you look through other car windows and house windows, because you want to see what they are doing in private.

2. You have secretly taken ‘stalker pictures’ of people before that you have sent to your friends.

3. You have a go-to website you use to research someone’s criminal record after meeting them.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

1. You have a habit of making disturbing jokes about death that make other people uncomfortable. 

2. You never leave the house without your knife. 

3. You have watched multiple videos about how to escape from zipties and handcuffs in case you are ever kidnapped.  

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

1. You have watched someone die in front of you — and now you replay that moment in your head more than you’d like to admit.

2. You have burnt someone’s photograph or letters or clothing before out of anger.

3. You have eaten pieces of your own skin that have flaked off from your lips.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

1. You have had a premonition of the future that you swear came true and makes you partly psychic.

2. You have eaten spiders before.

3. You have seen a deceased love one appear in one of your dreams before.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

1. You slow down whenever you see a car crash, because you want to catch a glimpse of the damage.

2. You swear that you have seen, heard, or been touched by a ghost.

3. You have seriously considered visiting Salem or some other creepy location over summer vacation.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

1. You lowkey like the taste of your own blood.

2. Your browser history is filled with disturbing Wikipedia searches that could easily get you in trouble with the government.

3. At some point in your life, you had a The Truth Is Out There poster hanging on your wall.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

1. You are obsessed with watching paranormal, ghost hunting shows.

2. You wear black more than any other color.

3. You never even flinch during jump scenes in movies or video games.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

1. You have threatened someone with a knife before.

2. You have stepped into the road without looking because you didn’t care what happened to you at the time.

3. You believe in aliens — because you swear you have seen a UFO before.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

1. You have seen someone crying, falling, or injured and laughed out loud instead of trying to help them.

2. You have told a major lie to get out of doing something — like saying that your relative just died.

3. You have heard about a devastating news story and had no expression on your face, because all you felt was numb.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

1. You are obsessed with reading Stephen King and other works of horror that unsettle you right before you fall asleep at night.

2. You have written imaginary obituaries and eulogies for your loved ones.

3. You have scribbled disturbing words or drawings down inside of your notebooks that would get you in trouble if anyone saw them.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

1. You are obsessed with crime shows about serial killers — and always feel like you could have gotten away with the murder if you were the one who planned it.

2. You have bought an Ouija board, a haunted object, or tried to summon Bloody Mary through your mirror for fun.

3. You are an avid watcher of conspiracy theory videos on YouTube.