January Nelson
January (aka Jan Jan) writes and writes. Then writes more. And continues to write. She helps run the Collective World TikTok and edited a book about all the zodiac signs.
8 Questions with
January Nelson
1
Where do you draw inspiration from?
Mostly Facebook posts and YouTube comments; occasionally my dreams or a bottle of pinot grigio.
2
You’re hosting a dinner party this Friday and can invite five people. The catch: These diners can be anyone, dead or alive. You also don’t need to know them IRL. That said, who are you having over?
Cat Marnell, Swami Sivananda, Brandon Flowers, Ronald Regan, and Yoko Ono.
3
What was the last thing you read that moved you?
I thought this book on dating and loving yourself was useful; but my dating life is still actually a complete mess. So maybe not.
4
If AIM was still A Thing, what would your away message be?
Jan Jan not in the house. Out on the abanonded oil rig.
5
What would the title of your memoir be?
Oops, I Accidentally [Censored] at My [Censored]: And Other Funny Stories.
6
How would your best friend describe you?
Really really toxic Scorpio energy.
7
Favorite word, and why?
January. Or Jan-Jan. Or Ary. Because that’s my name.
8
If you could give one piece of advice to everyone in the world, what would you say?
Writing is not unlike exotic dancing.
Traits
Zodiac Big Three:
Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Moon, Sagittarius rising
MBTI:
I don’t like Myers–Briggs, I’m all about that zodiac
Pronouns:
She/Her
Current Era:
Writing articles 24/7
User (Or Not) Of Oxford Comma:
Lame question.
Favorite Emoji:
🕳️
Articles by
January Nelson
How Each Birth Month Behaves When They’re Sick
Birth Months Ranked From Spiritual To Agnostic
4 Birth Months Everyone Finds Hard to Read
How Each Birth Month Acts On Their Period
4 Birth Months Famous For Weaponizing Their Emotions
The Birth Months, Ranked By Lovability
What Finally Pushes You To Quit, Based On Your Birth Month
Ranking Birth Months By How Likely They Are To Sabotage Their Relationship This 2026
Who Gets Jealous Easily (Ranked By Birth Month)
