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Date These 4 Zodiacs If You Love To Laugh

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius is the lovable, goofy, golden retriever partner you’ve always wanted. Whether they’re trying to be funny on purpose, or just get tongue tied on the phone with customer service, you’re always in for a good time. They’re known not to take themselves too seriously, and are the person you want by your side when your flight gets cancelled or the baggage gets lost. Every misfortune and misadventure you experience together becomes a story you can laugh at time and time again. They will figure out what makes you tick and how best to tease you, and most importantly make sure you know it’s done with love. A student of languages, they know the best way to make new friends in a foreign land to learn how to tell a joke.

VIRGO

Virgo is going to roast you to a crisp so burnt you’ll need the grill brush to get rid of the charred bits. They are ruthless in their humor, with a wit so sharp it may as well be meant for sashimi, and a delivery to match. You can’t even be mad at them for tearing into you when they do it with such style. The way they memorize all of your flaws and idiosyncrasies, just to land the perfect punchline shows just how deep of a level they know you on. Because the thing about Virgo is that they save their humor for the ones they love, the rest is just straight up snark and insults, most of which you wouldn’t be able to handle them saying to your face.

LEO

Leo is the one who saves all the best gossip for you and then regales you with story after story at the end of the day, just for your entertainment. You’ll hear the crazy thing their grandma said to her doctor, the ridiculous way their co-worker caught their boyfriend cheating, and how they almost burnt down the kitchen trying to make you dinner. They just have this uncanny appreciation for the humor that everyday life has to offer, and the memory required to share it with others. You’ll quickly formulate more inside jokes than you could ever need, and find yourselves bonding over the shared experience and ongoing recollections. Sometimes all it takes is a well-timed look for them to set you off.

TAURUS

Taurus is a bit of a prankster. They always pick out the best gag gifts for the office white elephant, and will get you something cheesy or dorky to commemorate life’s little milestones. A pair of crazy slippers, a pair of sunglasses that could have come from another planet, a birthday cake that brings your favorite meme to life. There’s no expense they will spare if it means putting a smile on your face. They are extremely generous creatures who want to use the resources at their disposal to bring as much joy as possible to the lives of those they care for most. Just be careful to check your seat for a wholly cushion or any other booby trap; they will post the video to TikTok.