If Astrology Isn’t Real, Why Does Each Zodiac Do This?

Some stereotypes are so true. Here are the specifically unique things each Zodiac sign seem to do, proving that astrology must be real. 

Scorpio

Give you intensely piercing stares that see into your soul, make dark jokes about their childhood trauma, and have the most accurate premonitions?

Aquarius

Discuss foreign films passionately, share their favorite songs with you, play guitar or another musical instrument on the side, and frequently look weirded out or cold despite the emotional storm brewing within them?

Sagittarius

Laugh at their own jokes, dance daily in their room, always the planner of the next party, and say the most shocking, out-of-pocket things aloud to people with complete seriousness? 

Libra

Always strut into a room looking glamorous AF while acting like they just woke up, accidentally flirt with everyone, and have the strongest cut-off game?

Cancer

Speak in a quiet soothing voice, use their emotions for esoteric art, and inevitably slay their outfit?

Gemini

Switch quickly between crying and joy, demand things be done the exact time they want it done, and always seek the last word in an argument?

Pisces

Indecisively change plans on a whim due to anxiety, get emotionally attached when you don’t care anymore, have psychic dreams, and play relationship therapist to their friends even though they’re an eternal pessimist in their own lives?

Virgo

Perfectionistic, constantly cleaning, micromanaging and decluttering, giving practical advice they may not follow themselves, blunt AF but act offended when people tell them the truth?

Capricorn

Actively go out to create more work for themselves even during vacation, always make a cynical comment, is the friend who always pays for the meals and are insane overachievers? 

Taurus

Flirt passionately with people one moment and act shocked when the other person returns their affection, overthinks every decision through a cost-benefits analysis, and make elaborate excuses to stay home?

Leo

Gets secretly jealous when other people get attention, have a musical theatre background or an interest in musicals, and always win at karaoke? 

Aries

Always starts a new trend, tells their friends to stop crying and start partying, and ready to start a fight if needed?