17 Women Tweeted About Their Experiences Dating, And It’s Funny And Sad

Updated 5 years ago, March 4 2022

Dating isn’t easy in the modern era. Whether you’re on dating apps or want to meet someone the old-fashioned way, it’s hard to find someone who will give you what you deserve. Here are some hilarious tweets about what it’s like to be single these days:

Lose-Lose Situation

How am I supposed to find a man on a dating app when I find it unattractive when men are on dating apps
— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) November 17, 2021

Feeling Twenty-Two

after our fifth date my ex changed one of his dating app pics to a photo i took of him on our second date and i was like “omg he used the photo i took, does this mean he likes me?” anyway being 22 is crazy
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) November 18, 2021

Silence Is Golden

my most toxic trait is not replying to people on dating apps and then complaining on how single i am
— georgia’s milf (@onekisswonder) November 11, 2021

Not To Brag, But…

People talk shit about dating apps but I just matched with a Roomba programmer with two in his flat called Dustbin Hoffman and Vac Efron
— Elle Hunt (@elle_hunt) November 17, 2021

Don’t Be Afraid To Cry

guys on dating apps are always looking for “someone to tear it up on the dance floor” but never someone who tears up on the dance floor :/
— alyssugh (@alystentothis) November 18, 2021

Weed Out The Bad Ones

twitter might not be a dating app, but it IS an app that can help you figure out who NOT to date 🙂
— ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏 *:･ﾟ✧ (@unde4dban) November 17, 2021

Keep Your Standards High

I suck at dating, just ghosted a guy cause he ordered bbq sauce with his nuggets 🤢
— emerald brook (@emma_is_babe) November 14, 2021

Be Honest In Your Bio

how I describe myself on dating apps pic.twitter.com/UGPwBFobrE
— Tweets: Ohia (@koolwhp) November 19, 2021

Queen Taylor

dating straight men sucks bc what do you mean you don't know the entire taylor swift lore
— andrea (@aureoliin) November 19, 2021

Let It All Out

Me scrolling through dating apps pic.twitter.com/hkoRm42qLy
— beth metal (@bethanyhatch13) November 18, 2021

Almost Relationships Suck

having a relationship problem with dude you're not even dating 🚩🚩🚩
— V (@shutupveee) November 16, 2021

Love Yourself

not me bragging about how many twitter followers I have on a first date, oh god why did I do that
— ella dawson (@brosandprose) November 19, 2021

Give Me More Attention

Dating me is easy, you just have to kiss me every 2 mins.
— 💕MIDE♚ (@Hayomide_1) November 16, 2021

The Real You

a problem with dating, as a fandom ~content creator~, is figuring out at what point to admit that I spend a not-insignificant portion of my free time drawing smut for twitter
— shiny✨🏔, comms open (@shinyrock_fan) November 18, 2021

Disappointed In Myself

Post-talking/dating clarity is a madness loooooool you’re just there wondering how you ever let that happen, just sitting there in shame 😭
— nya💋 (@itssnyawan) November 18, 2021

Mixed Signals