15 Reasons Men Won’t Swipe Right On You

If you’re wondering why people keep swiping left on you, here are some common things that turn men off when it comes to your profile:

“I’m not on here much, add me on Instagram/Snapchat/TikTok. I’m not here to increase your follower count and I’m not chasing you across platforms. To be clear, I’m specifically referring to people who have this as their bio, not asking to move off your dating site of choice after talking to someone for a while.” — WhoIsPorkChop

“Anyone who pretends they are too ‘cool’ for dating sites. My friends dared me. I’ll probably delete this in 24 hours. You are just like the rest of us Diane, lonely or horny. Get over yourself.” — notagoodtexan

“Profiles with no (metaphorical) hooks. Like if your blurb says, ‘I like my friends, going out and staying in,’ what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Put something in your profile for me to use as an entry point into the conversation. Something you want to talk about.” — aseriesofcatnoises

“My main rule is any corrected age. If their profile said 22 and the first line of the bio was immediately ‘*19,’ that means they created their profile when they were 15, and I’m not interested in someone with that judgement. Who knows if they’re even the age they say they are now.” — Ayziak

“Change my mind about men. Dawg if you come into this expecting to dislike me by default, it isn’t worth my time.” — Blackhawk510

“If you have to specifically state that you hate drama, you LOVE drama. In my experience, the ones who hate it are constantly surrounded by it because they started it. The ones who love it have distant friends or acquaintances who start drama, so all they have to do is sit back and watch the fireworks.” — Ninjahkin

“Make me laugh. I’m not a comedy show you selected on Netflix. I’m a man. If you laugh at what I say, cool. But don’t put pressure on me to be some comedian for your amusement.” — NutellaCakes

“Filters. Especially with the dog face or butterflies all around. Just screams ‘child’ to me.” — pootinannyBOOSH

“I’m looking for my Joker to my Harley Quinn. Sorry, but unless it’s for cosplay or Halloween, that tells me you’re rather dysfunctional in relationships and somehow thrive in it.” — JustAnOrdinaryRyan

“Any references to wanting to be someone’s queen/princess. I’m too laid back for that, and it tends to insinuate someone is high maintenance.” — EchoedJolts

“Entertain me. Don’t be boring. Typically these people are the dullest and most entitled people I’ve ever interacted with.” — beansff

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you won’t deserve me at my best. If I can’t handle you at your worst, I don’t want you at your best.” — BigTimberSauce87

“Five consecutive group photos with absolutely no clear direction on which one person is the common thread.” — ItsTheKnocks

“You better be able to hold a conversation. Then my back hurts as I proceed to carry the whole conversation.” — ChromeSyndkt

“Bad spelling and grammar. You don’t have to be a literary scholar or anything, just a basic handle on your first language would suffice.” — KRS_THREE