The Ugly Truth About You, Based On Your Birth Month

Self-awareness is not just about recognizing your strengths. It is also about acknowledging the habits and blind spots that can occasionally get you into trouble. While no one can be reduced to a single trait, there is something entertaining about exploring the less flattering sides of our personalities and laughing at the ways we sometimes sabotage ourselves.

Think of this list as a playful roast rather than a serious character assessment. Read on to discover the “ugly truth” associated with your birth month and see whether it feels uncomfortably accurate or completely off the mark.

April

Those born in April are HUGE babies when things don’t go their way. It’s not uncommon for them to throw super not-age-appropriate tantrums when someone doesn’t listen. Not only is this behavior way childish, it’s SO unappealing.

May

For someone who takes great pride in being so frugal and good with money, those born in May can be VERY materialistic. It’s cool to appreciate nice things and have refined taste, but it’s not cool to be consumed with it. Being so obsessed with how things look ironically makes them kind of ugly.

June

People born in June are sooooo two-faced and makes them rather untrustworthy. It’s not like they always do it on purpose, but their ability to turn on a dime and suddenly be someone totally different freaks people out. It’s not necessarily an ugly trait, but it’s unsettling. That’s for sure.

July

You know the Kim Kardashian ugly crying meme? If you looked up July in the dictionary, that’s the exact photo you’d see. Those with July birthdays are literally ugly criers. And cry about EVERYTHING.

August

August natives are egotists. Sure, it varies depending on the individual August. But bottom line, those born in August LOVE being told how wonderful they are. And who wouldn’t? The ugliness comes into play when someone doesn’t give them the attention they so desperately crave. Nothing changes someone born in August’s fun, charming personality quicker than someone ignoring them. Yiiiiikes.

September

September-born individuals can be so, so judgmental to the point of it teetering into cruelty. Because they hold themselves to super high standards and expect everyone else to follow suit, they can be totally ruthless in making fun of someone. If you’re around someone born in September, there’s a 99.9% chance they are silently picking you apart.

October

In general, those born in October are fairly easy to get along with. They are fair and kind. BUT they can be total slobs. They will gorge on fast food and overindulge. Someone born in October is definitely the one going through the Jack in the Box drive-thru at 2 am.

November

Those born in November are cold as ICE. They’ll chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.

December

TOTALLY arrogant! Their confidence can quickly turn into pure narcissism and it becomes majorly intolerable. Nobody wants to be around someone so self-absorbed.

January

People born in January can be big snobs. They’ll turn their nose up at things they determine to be beneath them.

February

They are total weirdos. But not in a charming TV sitcom way. They’re just…off.

March

They are HUGE flakes. Someone born in March is often so busy swimming around in their own dreamy, imaginary world that they totally forget about real plans they’ve made. They’ll cancel on you an hour before they’re supposed to show up. Or worse, sometimes they don’t even get back to you at all.