3 Zodiac Signs That Would Love To Be Kidnapped By Aliens

Although it’s never happened to me personally, I’d assume there’s probably nothing quirkier and more spontaneous than being kidnapped by aliens and whisked away to another dimension.

And when I say “kidnapped,” I mean more in the sense of “swept away and taken to another, more exciting dimension.” This theoretical kidnapping would be respectful and consensual. There would be no physical or sexual abuse, and definitely no creepy space-age surgical probes on a cold intergalactic operating table.

But since it would be such a strange experience, you can rule out most of the pragmatic and traditional-minded zodiac signs. A life-altering event on the level of being beamed up to another galaxy by giant-skulled grey naked creatures would only appeal to signs that enjoy an almost constant change of pace.

Therefore, there will be no Earth signs on this list. Earth signs would prefer to stay put here on Earth.

Here are the three zodiac signs who are so open to new experiences, they’d probably thank the aliens who showed up unexpectedly to transport them to a magical lair in a galaxy far, far away.

1. Pisces

This water sign is ruled by Neptune, the planet of dreamers and mystical experiences. They are the sign most likely to enjoy old romance novels where someone swoops in and sweeps them off their feet. Pisceans are “spacy” to begin with, so it probably wouldn’t bother them to suddenly be spirited away into outer space. They are so introverted and lost inside their own thoughts and fantasies, they might not even notice if they’ve been kidnapped by aliens. They are also non-confrontational, so even if the aliens got a little rough while abducting them, they might not put up much of a fight.

2. Sagittarius

Sagittarians are the grand explorers of the zodiac and would hate to think that earthlings are the only life form in the universe. That’d be a real bummer for them. Ruled by Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, they are the most curious and adventurous sign on the 12-slice pizza pie that makes up the zodiac wheel. If variety is the spice of life, being kidnapped by aliens would taste like red hot chili peppers to a Sagittarius. They get easily tired of humdrum routines and stale rituals and are always looking for a new and exciting experience. No matter how overwhelmingly awesome the aliens and their surroundings are, after a week, Sagittarians would probably say, “I’m bored—can we go to a new galaxy and meet some new aliens?”

3. Aquarius

Aquarians not only think outside the box, they think outside the ionosphere. This unconventional air sign is ruled by Uranus, the planet of innovation and unexpected surprises. There are very few ideas they would refuse to entertain and not many experiences they’d shy away from trying at least once. Open-minded and non-judgmental by nature, they wouldn’t mind mixing it up with some extraterrestrials. They’d probably see it as a much-needed getaway. But they are so compassionate and dedicated to justice that they’d object to the term “space aliens” on moral grounds, preferring instead to call them “undocumented intergalactic entities.”