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3 Zodiac Signs Who Don’t Know (And Could Care Less) About Whose Playing In The Super Bowl

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The Super Bowl is one of the biggest sporting events in the world, attracting millions of viewers and fans every year. Not everyone is interested in watching the game, or even knows who is playing. Some zodiac signs are too busy with their own lives, or simply don’t care about football at all. Here are three zodiac signs who don’t know (and could care less) about whose playing in the Super Bowl.

Aquarius

Aquarius is the most independent and unconventional sign of the zodiac. They are always looking for new ideas, experiences, and causes to support. They don’t have time to waste on trivial things like sports, especially when there are so many more important issues in the world. Aquarius is also the most aloof and detached sign of the zodiac. They don’t get emotionally invested in anything, let alone a game they don’t understand. They don’t have a favorite team, or even a favorite player. They don’t know the rules, the scores, or the names of the teams. They don’t even know what the Super Bowl is, or why it’s called that. Is it a bowl of soup? A bowl of cereal? A bowl of weed? Aquarius doesn’t know, so ask your Leo friend. They have better things to do than watch a bunch of sweaty men in tight pants run around a field.

Gemini

Gemini is the most curious and versatile sign of the zodiac. They are always on the go, exploring new places, meeting new people, and trying new things. They have a short attention span and get bored easily. They don’t like to commit to anything for too long, especially something as predictable and repetitive as a football game. Gemini is also the most fickle and inconsistent sign of the zodiac. They change their minds and opinions all the time, depending on their mood and whim. They don’t have a loyal or stable fan base, or even a consistent preference. They might root for one team one day, and another team the next day. They might cheer for a touchdown one minute, and boo for a penalty the next minute. They might even forget who they are rooting for, or why they are watching the game in the first place.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius’s are always looking for new challenges, opportunities, and experiences. They don’t like to be confined or limited by anything, especially something as boring and mundane as a football game. Sagittarius would rather travel, learn, or explore than watch a bunch of people throw a ball around. They don’t care who wins or loses, as long as they are having fun. They also don’t have any patience or tolerance for anything they don’t like, or anything they don’t agree with. They don’t care about the hype, the drama, or the politics of the game. They don’t care about the stats, the records, or the history of the teams. They don’t care about the players, the coaches, or the fans. They don’t care about the Super Bowl, or football in general. If that was not clear enough for you Sagittarius doesn’t know, and doesn’t care. They just want to be free, and maybe some beer.