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The Real Reason Each Zodiac Sign Is ‘Online’ After Midnight

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

They are flirting with a bunch of people—their current crush, their ex, their coworker and the person they met at the grocery store. Aries are natural flirts who enjoy the game and chatting for hours with more than one person so they can always have options lined up for them when they’re bored. 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

They are talking to their financial advisors about the stock market and how to invest their money and savings or whether or not they should buy a new property. They’re probably planning their next big move and how to become a millionaire fast. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

They are sending memes and funny TikToks to their best friends. They’re pros at finding the best memes and the funniest videos that are appropriate for every situation their friends are going through. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

They are up solving other people’s problems and listening to their needs. They are everyone’s therapist and they tend to dedicate their time trying to understand each situation before telling people what to do and how to handle their most complex emotions.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

They are sweeping someone off their feet—someone they shouldn’t be talking to. Whether it’s their lawyer or their boss, they’re always taking a risk and being bold about what they want and who they like, especially if they’re off-limits. That’s where the fun begins! 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

They are secretly texting their ex. They still have a soft spot and it’s multiplied at night when they’re alone in bed. They don’t want to admit that, but they tend to find an excuse or two to stay in touch with their ex and see if there’s any hope for reconciliation there. 

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

They are planning the weekend activities, making reservations, texting the promoters, and adding names to the guest list to make sure they got everyone covered and that the weekend is planned in full swing. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

They are stalking their crush or their ex. They will try to see if they’re online talking to anyone else and trying to figure out who that person is. Scorpios tend to keep tabs on who they’re talking to because they are too curious and they want to know everything without asking direct questions.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

They are part of five different travel groups planning their next hike, their next ski trip, their next yoga retreat, or something exotic. They won’t sleep until they finalize the next adventure and book their ticket. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

They are looking at photos and videos from the family group chat and responding to every single message or rewatching every video. They are always missing their family and they truly cherish every conversation with them. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

They are up getting to know someone on a deeper level. They’re bonding with someone they recently met and asking too many deep questions, exchanging life lessons, and talking about the latest books they read and how they changed their outlook on love and life. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

They are slowly responding to unread messages from weeks or months ago. Pisces tend to disappear for weeks, ignoring everyone’s messages, and get to them weeks later as if nothing ever happened.