‘The Tortured Poets Department’ Lyrics You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

In honor of Taylor Swift’s latest release THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, here’s what lyric you are from the album, based on your zodiac sign.

Aries 

Shirts off and your friends lift you up over their heads
Beer sticking to the floor
Cheers chanted cause they said
There was no chance
Trying to be the greatest in the league
Where’s the trophy?
He just comes running over to me

“The Alchemy” by Taylor Swift

Taurus 

Say it once again with feeling
How the death rattle breathing
Silenced as the soul was leaving
The deflation of our dreaming
Leaving me bereft and reeling
My beloved ghost and me
Sitting in a tree
D-Y-I-N-G

“How Did It End?” By Taylor Swift

Gemini 

I laughed in your face and said
‘You’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patti Smith
This ain’t the Chelsea Hotel, we’re modern idiots’
And who’s gonna hold you like me?
(Who’s gonna hold you? Who’s gonna hold you?)

“The Tortured Poets Department” by Taylor Swift

Cancer

You swore that you loved me, but where were the clues?
I died on the altar waitin’ for the proof
You sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days
And I’m just getting color back into my face
I’m just mad as hell ’cause I loved this place

“So Long, London” by Taylor Swift

Leo 

Lilac short skirt, the one that fits me like skin
Did your research, you knew the price goin’ in
And I’ll tell you one thing, honey
I can tell when somebody still wants me, come clean
Standin’ at the bar like something’s funny, bubbly
Once you fix your face, I’m goin’ in (Yeah)

“imgonnagetyouback” by Taylor Swift

Virgo 

They shake their heads sayin’, ‘God, help her’
When I tell ’em he’s my man
But your good Lord doesn’t need to lift a finger
I can fix him, no, really, I can
And only I can

“I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)” by Taylor Swift

Libra 

I look in people’s windows
Transfixed by rose golden glows
They have their friends over to drink nice wine
I look in people’s windows
In case you’re at their table
What if your eyes looked up and met mine
One more time

“I Look In People’s Windows” By Taylor Swift

Scorpio 

And I hope it’s shitty in the Black Dog
When someone plays The Starting Line
And you jump up, but she’s too young
To know this song that was intertwined
In the tragic fabric of our dreaming
Cause tail between your legs
You’re leaving

“The Black Dog” by Taylor Swift

Sagittarius 

So if I sell my apartment
And you have some kids with an internet starlet
Will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon?
Like it never happened
Could it be enough to just float in your orbit?
Can we watch our phantoms like watching wild horses?
Cooler in theory, but not if you force it to be
It just didn’t happen

“Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” by Taylor Swift

Capricorn 

I’m so depressed, I act like it’s my birthday every day
I’m so obsessed with him, but he avoids me (He avoids me) like the plague (He avoids me like the plague)
I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it’s an art
You know you’re good when you can even do it with a broken heart

“I Can Do It With A Broken Heart” by Taylor Swift

Aquarius 

You crashed my party and your rental car
You said normal girls were ‘boring’
But you were gone by the morning
You are what you did
And I’ll forget you
But I’ll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived

“The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” by Taylor Swift

Pisces 

For a moment, I knew cosmic love

“Down Bad” by Taylor Swift