The Zodiacs Ranked From Best To Worst Pet Owners
AQUARIUS
Aquarius is the animal shelter angel. They want to rescue everyone and everything no matter how challenging a task it might be. They volunteer in the communities and pet sit for friends. It’s likely they’re always trying to make room for one more fluffy friend.
CANCER
Cancer has the calm demeanor all animals respond positively towards. They can keep their cool, communicate in the perfect tone, and dedicate the time and effort required to building a trusting and loving relationship with their pets.
LIBRA
Libra knows exactly what it takes to offer an animal a loving and welcoming home. They make enough space and room and accommodation for the animal to feel comfortable, get enough exercise, and socialization. They really attack it from all angles.
VIRGO
Virgo takes care of a pet the way a professional details a car. Their animals are perfectly groomed and manicured, fed, walked, and played with. And somehow they manage to do it without a single hair getting left on their furniture. Most people think it’s magic.
GEMINI
Gemini is the sign that buys all the things for their pet. Tennis balls, rain boots, treats, robots, and stylish collars. They are just always prepared or preparing for more fun with their favorite friend. No one is as spoiled as the animals they consider family.
TAURUS
Taurus also spoils their pets with human food, but there can sometimes be a battle over their belongings as well. They’ll feed their pet filet mignon, but they better not get caught with Taurus’ design shoes in their mouth or there will be hell to pay.
ARIES
Aries loves animals, but struggles with how to handle high stress situations in public. Traveling with animals gives them major anxiety, even if it’s just a short car ride. They don’t know how to handle dog parks or any other gathering where the interactions can be unexpected.
SCORPIO
Scorpio needs their space sometimes, and animals don’t always get that. They’re not the type who wants a pet sleeping in their bed, they cherish that private time by themselves or with a partner, and don’t want a furry alarm clock changing their normal schedule.
CAPRICORN
Capricorn can’t keep up with a pet. There’s just no time for walks or bathroom breaks in between their Zoom meetings, and they feel it’s unfair to leave a pet waiting at home alone while they’re burning the midnight oil at the office. It’s just not their number one priority.
LEO
Leo loves the social aspect of pets, like flirting with someone and their dog at the park, but the problem is pets take a lot of time and care, and you can’t bring them to happy hour or crowded birthday parties. Leo isn’t looking to be held back or made to come home early, so they pass on pets.
PISCES
Pisces just isn’t aware enough to be a good pet owner. They have nightmares about forgetting to feed a fish for six months and then coming home to a floating skeleton. They aren’t focused enough on anyone else’s needs to remember to feed or let out a pet.
SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius simply isn’t home enough to properly care for a pet. Their zest for travel means they’d drive friends and family crazy with pet sitting requests or rack up a giant bill at a boarding facility. They tell themselves one day if they settle down it will happen, but no one is willing to place a bet on it.