Alex Stoddard

Weird Questions To Get To Know Someone Better, Based On Their Zodiac

Aries

  1. What would your superhero name be, and what unique ability would you possess to save the world?
  2. Name two famous people that also are Aries and explain why they don’t fit the Aries personality map.
  3. As an Aries, people tend to think of you as a trailblazer. If you could send one message to the whole world and everyone would pay attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
  4. If you head to lead a gang of monkeys through an obstacle course, what would be your strategy? How would you wrangle them and lead them?
  5. If you could travel to any planet in space for vacation, where would you go?

Taurus

  1. As a Taurus, you love nature. If you could invent a new plant for the Earth, what would it look like and what magical property would you imbue in the plant?
  2. What’s your oldest memory and how did it shape you?
  3. If you had the chance to write and direct a romantic comedy featuring a Taurus main character, what would the movie be called, and what would be the unique twist that sets it apart from other rom-coms?
  4. If you were on a deserted island and could only bring 2 items, what would you choose?
  5. Why does love hurt so much? Is it because it feels so good as well?

Gemini

  1. If you could write a song that captures the essence of your dual nature, what would be its most memorable lyric?
  2. What’s the most quirky and creative compliment you’d love to receive in the bedroom?
  3. What was the most bizarre experience you had growing up, and how did it shape your curious and inquisitive nature?
  4. Let’s pretend gravity stopped existing, and you were a famous breakdancer, what kind of moves would you pull out?
  5. What fictional villain do you actually wish won out against the so-called “good characters”?

Cancer

  1. If you were in a horror movie, would you survive? Why or why not?
  2. If you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
  3. What is one emotion you’d never feel again if you had a choice?
  4. What is something you wish you had invented? Why?
  5. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Explain.

Leo

  1. If you were a stand-up comedian, what’s the one celebrity you’d love to bring on stage and roast?
  2. If you could write a self-help book with a funny tone, what would it be called and what outrageous advice would you give?
  3. Okay, come up with a ridiculously long last name for yourself?
  4. If you had to have a baby with a superhero, what superhero would you choose?
  5. What crazy stunt do you wish you could perform?

Virgo

  1. Consider this very deep cosmic question — would you rather live a boring but safe/stable life for 185 years? Or a super thrilling but also often scary/dangerous life with many ups and downs?
  2. If we had to celebrate Halloween three times a year, what other two dates would you make us celebrate it?
  3. What truths do you think your own pet peeves might uncover about your inner Virgo self? Put another way, do you ever worry what you dislike about others is actually just something you disle within yourself?
  4. If you could eat emotions, what emotion do you think would taste the best?
  5. Would a banana or a tomato have a better singing voice?

Libra

  1. If you could engineer a perfume that evokes the essence of your zodiac sign, what would you call it and what unexpected scents would you blend to create it?
  2. If you could hav any eye color at all, what eye color would it be? (Hint: You can even have eye colors like neon pink…)
  3. What is the worst band in the world? And how has this band destroyed the Earth and culture?
  4. If you could host a peace summit between two legendary rivaling pop culture icons, which ones would you choose?
  5. If you were 1930s detective or spy, what would your name be?

Scorpio

  1. If you were forced to relocate to a small town in Europe, what country in Europe would you want it to be?
  2. If you could drink a mysterious potion that combines the effects of both alcohol and coffee, but lasts 48 hours, would you do it? And more importantly: How would you make sure you would maximize your fun for those 48 hours?
  3. What happens in the afterlife? What is the best part about it?
  4. What odd characteristic do you find most attractive in others?
  5. In a zombie apocalypse, what would be your key to staying alive?

Sagittarius

  1. If you could have a drink with a mythical creature, which one would you choose and why?
  2. Imagine you have the power to create a new kind of food. What color would it be? What would it taste like?
  3. What mind-blowing question would you love to debate with a famous person and livestream it across all of the Internet and YouTube?
  4. If you could teleport anywhere, where would you go?
  5. What was your last really messed up dream that you can recal?

Capricorn

  1. Pretend you found a secret portal off the highway. This portal brings you a parallel universe where all the roles are reversed. What would your occupation be in this strange place?
  2. If you were an alien and freckles were you turn on, what kind of freckle arrangement would you find most attractive?
  3. If you could make any lame daily task into romantic experience, which task would you choose, and how would you spice it up?
  4. If you discovered that goats, Capricorn’s symbol, secretly controlled the world’s economy, how would you manipulate the goats to make sure your stocks did well?
  5. If you could make one item in your kitchen talk, what kitchen item would you choose? The only rule to this question is you can’t make your tea kettle talk.

Aquarius

  1. If you could transform your favorite TV show into a bizarre alternate reality, what twisted plot twist would you add, and how would the characters react to it?
  2. If you could change your birthday, what month, day, and year would you choose?
  3. If you could invent a new sport, what would call it and what would the rules be?
  4. Imagine you can only see in black and white now and you need to deliver a lecture on why seeing in black and white is better than seeing in color; what would your speech go like?
  5. If Santa Claus and Led Zeppelin formed a band, what would the band be named?

Pisces

  1. Would you rather live underwater like Spongebob or up in the sky like some kind of Greek god?
  2. Imagine you have the power to communicate telepathically with aquatic creatures. What aquatic species would you choose to form a synchronized swimming team with?
  3. If you could create a surreal amusement park ride that embodies the Pisces spirit, what would the ride be called, and what bizarre twists and turns would the riders experience?
  4. Pieces have very vivid imaginations, will you come up with a new genre of music right now using only your nose as an instrument?
  5. If you had to marry a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you decide to spend the rest of your life with?