What Each Zodiac Would Say In A Farewell Letter Before Leaving Earth

Aries

“Later Earthlings. Try to keep up without me, but honestly, I doubt you can”

“Don’t worry, I’m taking all the creature comforts with me. Don’t touch my plants.”

“BRB—trying to meet some aliens! Hoping we can start a group chat.”

“I will miss you all so much! Please don’t forget to call me!”

“Don’t worry, the new planet will still revolve around me.”

“Before I leave, I’ve left a detailed list of everything you’ll need to do in my absence. Don’t mess it up.”

“Too beautiful for this world, but still judging your outfit.”

“Don’t follow”

“Off to explore outer space. Catch me if you can.”

“I’ve calculated the journey, packed efficiently, and secured a leadership position on the new planet. Catch up when you’re ready.”

“Now floating through space, because Earth was too mainstream.”

“The stars are calling, and I must go.”