Zodiacs Ranked From Total Hams To Boring AF

Some zodiacs are funny, and then there are Capricorns. Here are the zodiac signs ranked from most to least funny. 

12. Capricorn (December 22nd to January 20th)

No funny business. In a Capricorn’s world, it’s all work and no play. Do you really think they have time to make jokes about the world when they’re the ones busy running it? The only laughing they’ll be doing is all the way to the bank. 

11. Cancer (June 22nd to July 22nd)

While tragedy can be comedy, not everyone is buying a ticket to Cancer’s melodrama. Cancer’s default humor consists of self-deprecation that can often verge on far too intense and worrisome. People don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or call Cancer’s mom to check on them. While Cancer can definitely have funny moments, they do have to be in the right crowd that gets their humor. Otherwise, everyone is just sad and uncomfortable.

10. Aries (March 21st to April 19th)

Nothing beats seeing a friend get scolded by an angry parent when you’re a kid. An Aries is like that angry parent—there’s something about a person blind with rage going absolutely ape shit that never ceases to spur laughter. The anger within Aries fuels a fiery funny power unlike any other, making them natural roast-masters. If you can’t take the heat, stay the hell out of an Aries’ kitchen. 

9. Taurus (April 20th to May 21st)

Eat, sleep, sleep, repeat. A snoozy, stubborn Taurus would rather be curled up on the couch judging other people than seeking an audience to entertain with laughs. While their natural born hater-ation can spark some humorous takes, they’re not for everyone. A Taurus would rather keep their judgey jokes closed to a tight-knit group, making them keen on inside jokes. It’s a Taurus-to-Taurus conversation, see your way out!

8. Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st)

Inside you there are two wolves: a Gemini and a Gemini. The classic twins of the zodiac represent the best of both worlds. The twins are part comedian and part audience within. The one twin within does the thinking, the other articulates and delivers cunningly crafted jokes like a well-oiled comedy machine. It’s like the devil and angel on your shoulder—you just don’t know what you’re going to get in terms of how offensive it may be, but it will keep you on your toes. 

7. Leo (July 23rd to August 22nd)

Like the lion inside of the circus ring, a Leo is naturally the center of attention. They love to bring an element of theater to their jokes and are expert exaggerators. But tread lightly in the lion’s den; much like fellow fire signs, Leos won’t hold back when telling a joke, even if it hits below the belt. 

6. Virgo (August 23rd to September 22nd)

Sarcasm is a second language to a Virgo. The intellectual jokesters of the zodiac, it’s simply not for everyone, but for those who get it, they get it. And in true Virgo nature, that’s how they would like to keep it, a niche audience up to their intellectual standards. You won’t find a Virgo performing slapstick comedy anytime soon. They’ll stick to the sidelines making observations to mock you. 

5. Libra (September 23rd to October 22nd)

To joke…or to be joked about…that is the question a gullible Libra must ask themselves. While Libra’s are sociable in nature, they tend to fall for jokes rather than crafting them. They are notorious for indecision and caring deeply about how they are perceived, making them a less than ideal candidate for a potential bomb. Instead, they make a great balanced audience member for a fellow jokester.

4. Scorpio (October 23rd to November 22nd)

Welcome to the dark side. A Scorpio is one to hit you with a dead dad joke with a straight face and make the whole room squirm. To them, it’s how they find comfort through the pain that comes with living in the world. Just like a Scorpion can sting you, a Scorpio can and will sting you. There really are no limits when it comes to how dark or how hurtful their jokes can be, so tread with caution. 

3. Sagittarius (November 23rd to December 21st)

Symbolically known as the “Archer,” a Sagittarius embodies just that. You are the bullseye, and they are coming to land their joke right on you. Arguably the funniest of the zodiac, Sagittariuses see the humor in just about everything. They are the class clowns and will do anything for a bit, causing a chaotic scene all in the name of laughter. No wonder they’re coined “sagitterrorists”. 

2. Aquarius (January 21st to February 18th)

Not made for all earthly beings, An Aquarius is known for their quirky, out-of-this-world sense of humor that may or may not appeal to the masses. And they would like to keep it that way. They’re one sign known to have an affinity to the supernatural, they don’t seek out an audience (unless you are aboard a UFO). While you may not find an Aquarius center stage, they’re keen to make jokes that will spur up a proactive conversation about the world and oppressive systems at play. 

1. Pisces (February 19th to March 20th)

“If you don’t laugh, you cry” could be the Pisces ethos. Swimming with good natured vibes and the ability to make conversation for days and days and days on end, a Pisces is sure to have no shortage of material when it comes to making those around them laugh. They’re emotionally in-tune with themselves, making it easy for them to crack jokes about themselves as well as their loved ones in a light-hearted manner. You won’t find a Pisces cutting too deep—they like to keep their humor easy-going like a stream of water they would reside in.