4 Zodiacs Being Prosecuted This Summer (Even Though They Did Nothing Wrong)

Summer’s a hotbed of petty accusations, and these zodiac signs are getting hauled into court for crimes so trivial that they barely register. With their signature ability to dodge the blame, they’re refusing to take the fall for the chaos they swear they didn’t cause. Here are four zodiacs who are being prosecuted this summer, even though they’re “totally innocent.”

1. Aries

Aries treats blame like a personal attack, charging into denial with the ferocity of a toddler who “didn’t touch the cookies.” They’ll insist any mess is someone else’s fault because their bold, impulsive energy is too busy winning to be wrong, and good luck getting an apology—they’re already onto the next fight. This summer, they’re facing a ticket for blasting their car horn for 10 seconds straight in a quiet zone, claiming they were “just expressing their vibe.” They’re not paying that fine, and they’ll argue with the judge until everyone’s exhausted.

2. Leo

Leo dodges blame by basking in their own radiance, convinced the spotlight only shines on perfection and any fault lies with the peasants who failed them. They’ll roar about their innocence with such charisma that you’re almost convinced they’re the victim, then demand applause for their suffering. This summer, they’re being prosecuted for setting up an unauthorized photo shoot in a public fountain, insisting it was “art, not a crime.” They’re not taking the blame for the soggy tourists—they’re too busy planning their courtroom glow-up.

3. Gemini

Gemini slips out of blame with a verbal acrobatics routine, spinning excuses so fast that you forget why you pointed the finger. They’ll charm, deflect, or pivot to a new topic before you can pin them down, leaving you feeling dazed and them appearing spotless. This summer, they’re in hot water for double-parking their scooter in a bike lane, claiming they “only needed two seconds” to grab a coffee. They’re not accepting that ticket and will talk the judge’s ear off until the whole thing feels like a misunderstanding.

4. Libra

Libra sidesteps blame with a dazzling smile and a diplomatic “Can’t we all just get along?” making you question why you accused them in the first place. Their charm and knack for staying neutral means they’re never the bad guy—someone else must’ve tipped the scales. This summer, they’re facing a citation for playing music too loudly at a park picnic, insisting it was “setting the mood” for everyone. They’re not owning that noise complaint and will flirt their way out of court while blaming the grumpy neighbor.