These Zodiacs Have Their Weddings Planned Even Though They’re Still Single

TAURUS

Taureans just know what they want, and they always want something specific. It’s never just a bouquet of beautiful flowers – it’s peonies or bust. No mediocre DJ is going to override their detailed instructions, pretending to know “what the people want” more than they do. The foodie in them would never let just anything make its way to the table, and no one is drinking beer out of a bottle if they can help it. As picky as they are about finding the right person, they will be even pickier about the night they commit to someone for life. It just happens to be easier to party plan than it is to find a life partner, so there’s no harm in getting a head start.

GEMINI

Geminis have to plan their weddings in advance because their schedules are so crazy, and the Type A in them needs to be thinking eleven steps ahead at all times. The venue they’ve been dreaming of books fast, so if it takes them a few more years to meet their other half, a few more years to commit, they don’t want to have to be stuck on a waitlist that puts their wedding out even a year longer than necessary. So they may have made a few phone calls, may have picked a date, may have put down a refundable down payment their future spouse can Venmo them half for at a later date. The person they end up with will thank them for their foresight. 

LEO

Leos are the life of every party, the guest you absolutely must have at your wedding. So they know that when the time comes, when they find their match and are ready to say “I do” there will be a long list of people to reciprocate an invitation to. They have so many cherished friends and family, they already know they’ll need a super-sized venue to fit them all into, to avoid the necessity of multiple nights showing, à la Taylor Swift. They know that whoever they choose to spend their life with will be able to handle the spotlight, if only because they have a proud Leo by their side.

SCORPIO

A Scorpio has their wedding planned because they know they’ll have enough experience to make up their mind. They will have flirted with and seduced a wide enough variety of people, and cast a wide enough net to recognize the person they want to spend their life with. They know what their wedding is going to look like before they know who they’ll be tying the knot to because they crave a certain level of intimacy. Their wedding will be for no one else but the happy couple. It’s not a show or a pageant, there is nothing to prove to neighbors or distant relatives. They want a simple celebration that is nothing more than the first step in a lifetime together. The important part is everything that follows that one night.