Your Barbie Dream House would have a room dedicated to competitive board games. You could invite all the other Barbies and Kens to fight you in a game of Clue or Settlers knowing full well that you’d win.
Your Barbie Dream House would have the biggest, plushest couch. It’d wrap around and be super wide so you could lay in all sorts of angles while you watch a show on your pink big-screen TV.
Your Barbie Dream House would have a well-stocked bar. And of course, all the bottles would be pretty and be-dazzled. You’d make cocktails and they’d shimmer like they’re full of glitter–because why not?
Your Barbie Dream House would have a cute little reading nook. It’d be covered in an array of cute, ruffled pillows and blankets to make your reading adventures extra cozy. (And cute. Don’t forget cute.)
Your Barbie Dream House would have a stage. It’d have a microphone on a stand so you can recite the monologues you’ve memorized or sing karaoke to Aqua’s “Barbie Girl.”
Your Barbie Dream House would have a cute matching pink vacuum and mop set. And a pink broom and dustpan, too! It might not excite anyone else on this list, but the little things really get you.
Your Barbie Dream House would have a conversation nook. It’d be one of those sunken living rooms with a circular couch so you could have the best conversations as you host all the best parties.
Your Barbie Dream House would have a secret library hidden behind a bookshelf. You’d tell no one, of course. And any time you’d want alone time, you’d slip behind the shelf and enter your own world of books. Perfect.
Your Barbie Dream House would come with a maid. You don’t have time to be sweeping or mopping, so why not leave that to the professionals? Then you could use your time rollerblading around town instead.
Your Barbie Dream House would have all the necessary items for all the skills and jobs you want to have. You’re the Barbie who’s been a doctor and a pilot and a veterinarian. And you’ll keep all those things at the ready when you need to fill a new role.
Your Barbie Dream House would have a well-stocked garage. You’d have a large amount of pink convertibles, of course. And you’d often spend your time in the workshop too, because you have too many hobbies and not enough time to do them.
Your Barbie Dream House would have a killer closet with all the best outfits and accessories. Cute puffer jackets with matching shimmery bike shorts. Elaborate pink gowns with poofy sleeves. All the high heels you could ever want. What a dream!