Here are the zodiac signs ranked by who will be the most to least drunk on St. Patrick’s Day.

MOST DRUNK:

1. Sagittarius

First up, Sagittarius! Sagittarius is drawn to green beer like the leprechaun is drawn to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Sagittarius will be ready to drink by 7 AM and will bully you into Irish car bombs by 7:02 AM. It’s a hard job to be the drunkest on St. Patrick’s Day but Sagittarius definitely has it covered.

2. Aries

Aries will be the second drunkest of the zodiac signs on St Patrick’s Day both because of their love for tomfoolery and their competitive side. Expect Aries to initiate lots of chugging contests they will definitely win even though it’s Guinness. Just make sure they drink water in between their beers, they’re definitely going to need it.

3. Cancer

Cancer will be the third drunkest on St. Patrick’s Day because of their love for day drinking. Since Cancer isn’t really a party animal when it comes to the night, St. Patrick’s Day is their time to shine. They will be tipsy before the end of the first play of “I’m Shipping Up To Boston” and trashed by 10 AM guaranteed.

4. Capricorn

Surprised? You shouldn’t be. Capricorn may be all business but they do love a good reason to let loose. This is why Cap will be the third drunkest on St. Patrick’s Day. Capricorn takes day drinking very seriously and will be determined to show that they can be fun, too. Just let them do their thing when they think they can Irish dance even though they most definitely cannot.

5. Pisces

Pisces will be the fifth drunkest on St. Patrick’s Day. It’s still Pisces season after all, and Pisces is definitely in the mood to celebrate, even if they are only 0.0001% Irish or not Irish at all. Pisces will be frolicking around and will be the definition of rainbows and sunshine on this fine day of debauchery.

6. Gemini

Gemini will be the sixth most drunk zodiac sign on St. Patrick’s Day. They will be the life of the darty, ducking around and talking to everyone about everything. If you want to do shots of Jameson, trust that they are already on the way to the bar to order the round.

LEAST DRUNK:

7. Taurus

Taurus will definitely throw a couple back, but they won’t be hammered like the aforementioned six zodiac signs. Instead, Taurus will simply be vibing, taking in the atmosphere of St. Patrick’s Day and having a grand old time.

8. Scorpio

Like Taurus, Scorpio will have a few drinks throughout the day but they will not let themselves go overboard. That’s because they’re too busying documenting the event and gathering intel from all of their drunken comrades. A Scorpio is the definition of sitting back and observing, and trust that they’re taking notes of all the drunken escapades.

9. Leo

For Leo, St. Patrick’s Day is more about the aesthetic and the #vibe than the actual drinking. They will be donned in the most stylish green outfit you’ve ever seen and taking the perfect pictures of their green beer they aren’t really drinking for Instagram. Hey, at least they showed up, though!

10. Virgo

Virgo will be worried about everyone around them and making sure everyone is drinking water in between drinks and shots of Jame-o. In fact, Virgo will be so busy taking care of everyone around them that they won’t really drink more than a few sips of green beer.

11. Aquarius

Aquarius will show up to your St. Patrick’s Day party late and will also be the first to leave because they won’t be having fun. This is because St. Patrick’s Day honestly feels a little too mainstream and basic for Aquarius to truly partake in.

12. Libra

Libra will most likely be the DD and the designated parent of their friend group, which means Libra will be watching the chaos unfold with clear eyes. But that doesn’t mean Libra won’t have fun! In fact, they pride themselves on getting their besties home safely.