The Horror Movie Each Zodiac Should Watch This Weekend (May 12-14)
Aries
The action-packed Aries loves an adrenaline rush. You can find them jumping off of cliffs and out of airplanes—for fun. Here are some films that can give you that feeling while sitting on your couch.
The Descent: A group of friends explores an uncharted cave, where they meet mysterious creatures even more deadly than the cave itself. This film has enough intensity to make you sweat just from watching.
Train to Busan: A family becomes trapped on a train during a zombie outbreak. The mixture of a high-speed train and a zombie apocalypse is the perfect mix for the adrenaline-addicted Aries.
Taurus
A Taurus indulges in the pleasures of their senses. Ultimately, they find their comfort in food. What is more horrific than food causing harm? Here are a couple of films to perfectly disturb a Taurus.
Thinner: When an obese lawyer kills a “gypsy” woman, her husband places a curse on him that will forever alter his relationship with food. The lawyer’s comfort becomes cursed—the worst curse to place on a Taurus.
Delicatessen: In post-apocalyptic France, a butcher must become resourceful when the animals die out. A Taurus loves food, but becoming food is a terrifying thought.
Gemini
A Gemini is represented by two people fused together by stars. Many films show how this can go terribly wrong.
Goodnight Mommy: Twin boys fear their mother when she returns from an operation with her face wrapped in bandages. The real mystery does not hide behind bandages, but rather within the twins themselves.
Dead Ringers: Twin gynecologists experiment on women together, physically and emotionally. Based on a true story, this film shows the danger of two people becoming intensely intertwined.
Cancer
Cancers are the “mother” sign. Here are some films that highlight the scariest moments in parenthood.
The Babadook: After losing her husband, a woman must raise her troubled child in a home haunted by grief. This film shows a mother near her breaking point, a feeling many Cancers may relate to.
Eraserhead: A man from outer space voyages to Earth to find a small screaming specimen that everyone calls “his child.” It takes the strangest of films to capture the surreal nature of parenthood.
Leo
Leo’s love for attention makes the road to stardom look very appealing. Here are some cautionary films about the horrific side of fame.
Perfect Blue: A singer transitions to acting while being sabotaged by a doppelganger. As a Leo might, she tries to escape from herself by getting as many eyes on her as possible.
Black Swan: After getting a starring role in a ballet, a dancer practices past the point of perfection and into a mental breakdown. The dancer does not listen when warned about the danger in her climb to the top.
Virgo
Virgos seek complete control over themselves and sometimes even the people around them. Here are a couple of films that take that control away.
First Love / Primo Amore: After meeting on a blind date, a man forcefully molds his girlfriend into his ideal woman. The woman loses all control. Eventually, she loses herself completely.
Saw Franchise: A series of films show victims in meticulously crafted traps. To defeat them, they must first relinquish control enough to accept their position in order to get out of it. Taking a Virgos control over themselves is unimaginable torture for them. Even more so that glass shards and needles.
Libra
A Libra desires fairness. They seek justice above all else. Here are films that show the corrupt justice system that will fill them with rage.
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It: Based on true crime, this film follows a popular case where demonic intervention is used as a defense. With a Libra as your lawyer, even this strange defense could get a murderer proven not guilty.
The Purge: A new law makes murder legal for one night for the sake of population control. For this night, it is survival of the fittest. It is up to a Libra to decide if this is very unfair or in fact the most fair way of life.
Scorpio
Scorpios are obsessed, and dedicated to, revenge. Here are some movies with characters who match their dedication.
MA: A seemingly kind woman allows teens to use her basement as their new party place. Her sneaky revenge is creative enough to make a Scorpio proud.
The Invisible Man: A woman is haunted by her dead abusive boyfriend. She decides to take control and take vengeance on him, no matter what it takes—just like a Scorpio, who would not let death stop them from getting their revenge.
Sagittarius
Almost nothing can stop the optimistic Sagittarius from doing what they love, which is to travel. Here are some films that could almost scare them enough to cancel their next trip.
Hostel: While backpacking through Europe, two friends get imprisoned and tortured in an Amsterdam Hostel. Sagittarians have most likely stayed in some odd places for the sake of travel, but hopefully not to this extreme.
The Hills Have Eyes: Vacation is interrupted by a family of cannibals in the desert. There isn’t much that can scare a Sagittarius out of a road trip, but mutant flesh-eating desert people might do the trick
Capricorn
A Capricorn is a hard-working sign that is focused on success in all forms. They feel their best when they are making money. Here are some films that show the horror that awaits the wealthy.
Parasite: A poor family and a wealthy family form a parasitic relationship in this horror about classism. Greed also plays a large part in the film, one of Capricorn’s favorite deadly sins.
Eat The Rich: An angry server plots to destroy the lives of the rich people he serves daily. A perfect reminder for Capricorns to treat people (and tip people) well.
Aquarius
An Aquarius is full of quirky eccentricities. Here are a few horror films that are just as weird and proud of it.
Call Girl of Cthulhu: After falling in love with the bride of Cthulhu, an artist must stop a cult from sacrificing her to their god. Any film involving a cult is a good choice for an Aquarius, who usually finds themselves drawn to their alternative lifestyles.
John Dies At The End: When a new street drug robs its users of their humanity, it is up to two college drop-outs to save the world. The inside of an Aquarian mind might be just as odd as the drug in the film.
Pisces
Pisces are addicted to love. Here are some horror films with a side of romance to please the Pisces soul.
Monster: A serial-killer prostitute falls in love with a woman and tries to stop her murderous ways. Based on a true story, this film will is likely to inspire fright within a Pisces many feelings.
Bones and All: Two outcasts fall in love and find themselves falling back to destructive and bloody patterns of their past together. A lesson that all Pisces know is that no matter how outcast you feel, there is someone who can love you.