Which Song From Ariana Grande’s ‘Eternal Sunshine’ Album You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
Ariana Grande’s highly anticipated album Eternal Sunshine is finally here, and WOW, does it tell a story. Fans have been waiting for the pop singer to drop clues about her personal life amidst a media storm over her relationship (and rumored affair) with her Wicked co-star, Ethen Slater, and her divorce from Dalton Gomez. Eternal Sunshine’s lush vocals and whimsical beats are exactly what we’ve come to expect from the Cancer Queen, yet the album feels new and refreshing. No matter which zodiac sign you are, there’s a track that fits your personality perfectly. Here’s which Eternal Sunshine song you are, based on your zodiac sign.
Aries
“imperfect for you”
Aries people are always brutally honest and incapable of being anything other than their authentic selves. This track from the Eternal Sunshine album is an Aries anthem because it’s about someone presenting themselves to be loved, flaws and all, and how love makes them a better person.
Taurus
“ordinary things”
Taurus has a taste for the finer things in life, thanks to this zodiac sign’s ruling planet. Taurus is guided by Venus, the planet of love, money, beauty, and art. That’s why Taurus people deserve this Eternal Sunshine track full of lyrical references to “champagne in California,” “omakase in Tokyo,” and hanging out at the Louvre.
Gemini
“don’t wanna break up again”
This track is all about a situationship gone wrong, an experience most Geminis know quite well. As the zodiac sign symbolized by the twins, Geminis can be quite indecisive and moody, making them fickle in relationships. If any star sign has earned a heart-wrenching song about an on-and-off relationship, it’s Gemini.
Cancer
“eternal sunshine”
It’s tough to choose just one song for Cancer since Ariana Grande belongs to this zodiac sign and, therefore, every track on the album has a touch of Cancer. But, of course, the title track is the most Cancer of them all. It’s about trying to move on from an ex while having so many bittersweet memories and conflicted feelings – an experience that sensitive, emotional, nostalgic Cancers know all too well.
Leo
“yes, and?”
There really is no other zodiac sign that could embody this song like Leo. This track and its accompanying music video are dramatic and sassy, two words that certainly describe the Leo personality. No one but a Leo could both urge listeners to “say that s*** with your chest” and sweetly ask, “why do you care so much whose – I ride?”
Virgo
“i wish i hated you”
This one may come as a surprise since it’s such a sad and emotional song. Virgos often come off as practical and insensitive, but that’s only because they hide their feelings – deep down, they are softies. It takes a long time for Virgos to fall in love, but when they do, they fall completely. That’s why breakups can completely shatter Virgos, and they need a long time to move on emotionally. A Virgo could definitely relate to this track about wishing they hated their ex to make a breakup less painful.
Libra
“the boy is mine”
Libras love being in love, and everything that comes with relationships. Although Libras are usually pacifists and people-pleasers, they aren’t afraid to put their foot down when it comes to love. A hopeless romantic Libra would certainly croon this Eternal Sunshine track at karaoke night while fielding texts from their endless admirers.
Scorpio
“true story”
Scorpios have a dark edge to them, just like this song. They value relationships perhaps more than any other zodiac sign, and they will risk it all for love. Grande’s dramatic plea to “Gimme love, love” is so Scorpio, as is the bold line, “I’ll play the villain if you need me to.”
Sagittarius
“bye”
This song is perfect for Sagittarius because there is truly no zodiac sign that could care less when it comes to breakups. This girl-power anthem with the flippant lyrics, “Bye-bye, I’m takin’ what’s mine; Bye-bye, it’s over” is what a Sagittarius sings smiling on the way to the next bar, surrounded by friends, immediately after a split.
Capricorn
“Saturn Returns Interlude”
This one was almost too easy. As the zodiac sign ruled by Saturn, the planet of authority and karma, it only makes sense for Capricorn to have this Eternal Sunshine track. It’s more of a spoken-word lesson in astrology than a song, which matches the serious and intelligent Capricorn personality – as does the fact that it’s the only track with title-case spelling.
Aquarius
“we can’t be friends”
Aquarians are used to power struggles in relationships. They are so fiercely independent that they tend to push partners away when they’re getting too close. They may friendzone someone only to want them back as a lover the next day. That’s why the Aquarius zodiac sign gets the heartbreaking lyrics, “We can’t be friends; But I’d like to just pretend.” Quirky Aquarians are also often misunderstood, so the opening line, “I didn’t think you’d understand me,” fits them well.
Pisces
“supernatural”
As the most spiritual sign of the zodiac, Pisces deserves a track about supernatural love. Pisces are also exceptionally romantic, making this saccharine love song even more fitting. This track’s breezy vocals and bouncy beat fit the sweet, sparkly Pisces personality perfectly.