Which Taylor Swift Revenge Song You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign
There’s nothing Blondie does better than revenge. Here is which Taylor Swift revenge song you are, based on your zodiac sign.
Aries
Aries, you are “…Ready For It?” because you love to throw down and are always ready to stir some ish up. You put up with nothing. You take no disrespect. And, most importantly, you love a good fight. Baby, let the games begin!
Taurus
Taurus, you are “mad woman.” Usually grounded and pragmatic, for you to want to seek revenge means someone seriously screwed you over and made you go crazy with bloodlust. “You’re typically quite loyal, but when someone hurts, you “What a shame she went mad. / You made her like that.”
Gemini
Gemini, you are “closure.” You’re smart and dynamic, so you know the best revenge is moving on. You’re gonna get your own closure, in your own way. “I know that it’s over / I don’t need your closure.”
Cancer
Cancer, you are “All You Had To Do Was Stay.” Cancer, when you’re in love, you give it your all. You are a devoted, loyal partner. So if someone doesn’t appreciate that and walks away, you’re going to feel deeply hurt–but you’re not going to give them a second chance.
Leo
Leo, you are “I Bet You Think About Me.” Prideful Leo, you like to believe that long after the breakup, your ex is still thinking about you. You believe they’re still missing you and the love you gave them–and that’s probably true.
Virgo
Virgo, you are “Look What You Made Me Do.” Although you are usually full of self-control, you don’t hold back when someone hurts you. Like, really hurts you. You use your words to cut them deep.
Libra
Libra, you are “Should’ve Said No.” As the sign of the scales, you want justice. You want things to be right. You want people to be held accountable for their wrongdoings.
Scorpio
Scorpio, you are “Vigilante Shit.” Because, obviously. When someone does you wrong, you initially sit back and observe, gathering your intel so you can strike at the opportune moment. “I don’t start sh*t but I can tell you how it ends. / Don’t get sad, get even.”
Sagittarius
Sagittarius, you are “I Did Something Bad.” You believe that life is about having fun, so if you’re trying to get revenge on someone, you’re gonna have fun doing it! You’re also a bit avoidant when it comes to love out of fear — “You gotta leave before you get left.”
Capricorn
Capricorn, you are “Mean.” If there’s one thing you’re gonna do, as the determined individual that you are, it’s to work hard and achieve success as a means of getting back at someone who doubted you. You wanna prove them wrong.
Aquarius
Aquarius, you are “I Forgot That You Existed.” For you, the greatest revenge is forgetting about it. It is living your best life despite all of the betrayals and pain. It is not love, it is not hate, it is just indifference.
Pisces
Pisces, you are “Karma.” Pisces, you believe in the power of the universe and that the laws of karma will always work in your favor, especially after someone does you wrong. Karma is your boyfriend and you trust it to work its magic.