Zodiacs Ranked From No-Contact Breakups To Still Friends With Their Exes
ARIES
An Aries burned will have you wiped from their socials, their phone, and their life before you have a chance to blink. If you make the mistake of thinking they’re bluffing, be warned. You’ll never have an opportunity to speak to them again.
VIRGO
A Virgo has given too much breakup advice (and unsolicited at that) to not follow their own when the time calls for it. Waffling isn’t a word in their vocabulary. When they say “on to the next” you’d better believe they mean it.
SAGITTARIUS
A Sagittarius will hop on a plane, move to another country, and completely reinvent themselves after a breakup. You can flatter yourself by thinking they’re upset over you, but the truth is, they’ve been fantasizing about this since the relationship started going south.
TAURUS
A Taurus will stop answering your calls, but they will keep all of the expensive gifts you gave them throughout the relationship. They’re not stupid. You can get kicked to the curb by the trash bins, but the jewelry stays with them.
LEO
A Leo can’t ignore you completely because you share too many friends, even after a breakup. You’d better believe they will talk shit about you to everyone, trying to claim as many people to “their side” as possible in the aftermath.
AQUARIUS
An Aquarius is too magnanimous to hold any truly negative feelings towards you after a breakup. They’ll stop talking to you, not out of anger, but because they’re truly wishing you the best and allowing you to go your own way.
LIBRA
A Libra is going to be upfront with you about all of their emotions in a breakup. Their sadness, their anger, their grief. But they’ll also be able to acknowledge all the good the relationship brought them, and how they’re grateful to you for that growth.
GEMINI
A Gemini will call you names one day, and try to get you back the next. A few tipsy texts or phone calls are the name of the game. They have such a hard time letting go because they genuinely still like you as a person.
SCORPIO
A Scorpio does not like to let go, so they will be seducing you from afar without you even realizing it. They’ll post the right pictures, be seen at the right places, and have the right songs playing on their Spotify profile. They are the masters of capturing their ex’s curiosity.
CAPRICORN
A Capricorn for an ex is like that co-worker who all the work gets dumped on. They will end up helping you move out of the apartment, finding you a new job, and setting you up with someone new to date. It’s just who they are.
CANCER
A Cancer knows that two people not being meant to be together is nothing personal. They’ll never hold it against you that you weren’t meant to be. They clearly dated you for a reason, and a breakup doesn’t change the fact they want you in their life.
PISCES
A Pisces will hang out with their ex all day every day like they are still dating, just without the label. They will assume all of the bff roles and responsibilities because they just want to keep the fun going. So what if you called off the wedding, and they’re willing to turn the reception into a party?