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Here’s How Each Zodiac Will End Up On The Naughty Or Nice List This Christmas

Ho-ho-hold up! Before you start decking the halls with boughs of holly, it’s time to peek into the stars to see if Santa’s got you on his naughty or nice list.

Aries

Oh, Aries. We know you didn’t mean to set the Christmas tree on fire. It’s the thought that counts, right? Maybe stick to LED candles next year. Santa’s still deciding on your list status, but the fire department might have you on their naughty list.

Taurus

Taurus, you’re usually calm and collected, but who knew holiday shopping would turn you into a bargain-hunting warrior? Dodging through crowds like it’s an Olympic sport. You might be on the nice list, but your credit card is definitely feeling naughty.

Gemini

Gemini, Gemini, Gemini… You’ve been a bit of a two-faced caroler, haven’t you? Stirring up drama at the office party and then sweet-talking your way out of it. Santa’s got his eye on you, but there’s still time to turn that sleigh around!

Cancer

Cancer, your empathy and caring nature have shone brighter than the star on top of the tree. You’ve been the shoulder to cry on, the giver of thoughtful gifts, and the maker of the coziest hot cocoa. Nice list? More like the nicest.

Leo

Leo, your confidence and zest for life are infectious. You’ve inspired many with your boldness, though sometimes at the expense of sharing the limelight. Balance that boldness with a dash of humility, and you’re golden for the nice list next year—like tinsel.

Virgo

Virgo, you’ve organized everything down to the last tinsel strand. But remember, not everyone knows how to perfectly fold a napkin into a swan. Relax a little, you’re on the nice list… as long as you don’t give Santa a schedule.

Libra

Libra, you’re all about balance, and that’s great! But maybe that one time you regifted your colleague’s present wasn’t your finest hour. Still, your charm and diplomacy mostly land you on the nice side.

Scorpio

Scorpio, you’ve been a bit of a mystery wrapped in a riddle, covered in festive wrapping paper. Your intensity can be a lot, but your loyalty and passion are gifts in themselves. You’re teetering on the naughty-nice line, so be nice, will ya?

Sagittarius

Sagittarius, you planned to travel the world this Christmas but ended up binge-watching travel documentaries in your PJs. It counts, right? Santa’s giving you a travel voucher on the nice list…but watch out!

Capricorn

Capricorn, you’ve been known for your go-getter attitude, but this year, you’ve mixed it up. Sure, there were moments of impatience (like snatching the last piece of pie), but your unexpected acts of kindness, like volunteering for charity, might just tip the scales in your favor.

Aquarius

Aquarius, usually you’re the epitome marching to the beat of your own drummer boy. This year Santa saw you stepping out of your comfort zone. Your holiday season involved less arguing and more spontaneous caroling. This shift might just have Santa giving your list a double-check.

Pisces

Pisces, you’ve been daydreaming about the perfect Christmas, but forgot to actually start preparing. It’s the thought that counts, though, right? Santa’s giving you a pass this year – on the nice list, with a planner for next year.