Damian Borja

Zodiac Signs Ranked From Most To Least Jealous

1. SCORPIO

True to your name, you are constantly setting your partner up for a sting. Youโ€™re so jealous, itโ€™s a miracle you werenโ€™t born with green skin. Youโ€™re always harassing your lover, always asking them to account for their whereabouts. Snooping. Spying. Accusingโ€”even making things up, just to test whether itโ€™s true. Ideally, youโ€™d have your significant other implanted with a GPS chip so you could track them at all times because Airtags and iPhone tracking arenโ€™t enough. Itโ€™s almost like you want them to cheat just so you can feel justified for being so insanely suspicious.

2. VIRGO

You are so relentless with the constant nosiness and insecurity, you are likely to drive someone to cheatโ€”theyโ€™ll figure that if youโ€™re going to accuse them anyway, they might as well have some fun. You make your lover feel like theyโ€™re in a suffocating prison. You never let them forget about that one time they checked out that one girl when you were at the beach. Theyโ€™ve started to complain that they feel as if theyโ€™re under surveillance, and thatโ€™s because they are. If youโ€™re not careful, your jealousy will drive them into someone elseโ€™s arms.

3. LEO

Your overblown ego prevents you from being jealous most of the time, because how could anybody want someone else after theyโ€™ve been with you? But underneath your confident lionโ€™s veneer is an insecure, shivering little kitty. The minute that suspicion creeps into your mind, your Inner Dictator will demand that your lover eliminate all members of the opposite sex from their life.

4. ARIES

Just like the ego-driven Leo, your superficial confidence masks a deep insecurity. And itโ€™s not your partnerโ€™s behavior that propels your jealousyโ€”itโ€™s your own self-doubt. You start wondering what the problem isโ€”your hair? The five pounds you gained? You wonโ€™t make constant accusations; instead, it will come in one big blowup thatโ€™s dramatic enough to win you an Academy Award.

5. GEMINI

Itโ€™s your guilty conscience that drives you to jealousy, your incurable wandering eye. You know the things youโ€™ve said and done behind your loverโ€™s back, so when you get jealous, itโ€™s nothing more than projectionโ€”you figure that if youโ€™re doing it, they must be doing it, too. The more jealous you get, the guiltier you are of something. The minute you get jealous with your partner is the minute they should start keeping an eye on you.

6. LIBRA

You are very jealous, but youโ€™re also terrified of conflict, so youโ€™ll express it in little passive-aggressive comments. โ€œWhy do you think that girl is cute? You need to get your vision checked. I mean, sheโ€™s cute for a fat slob who doesnโ€™t know how to do her hair or wear makeup.โ€ You also realize that expressing jealousy can be seen as a sign of weakness, so the minute you make a slip, you dial it all back in due to your embarrassment.

7. CAPRICORN

You donโ€™t ask, because you donโ€™t want to hear the answer. You suspect, but you donโ€™t accuse. You can get extremely jealous, but you never let them know about it. Instead, you stew in your own juices and hope they wonโ€™t succumb to temptation.

8. TAURUS

You are by nature very loyal, but your mistake is to expect everyone else to be as loyal as you are. Your lover needs to give you a real reason to arouse any suspicions. In fact, they pretty much have to rub it in your face for you to even notice. But if they make it too obvious, you wonโ€™t even explode in a jealous outburstโ€”youโ€™ll cut the cord forever and be done with them.

9. SAGITTARIUS

Youโ€™re not prone to jealousy, but neither are you prone to forgiveness if someone gives you reason to be jealous. You realize what a slap in the face it is for someone to cheat on you. You also donโ€™t want to give someone else the emotional satisfaction of knowing that youโ€™re jealous. But to even get suspicious, you have to have a reason. Once you have a reason, the relationship is over.

10. CANCER

For you, love is blind, so you hardly ever even notice when someoneโ€™s cheating. But since itโ€™s so unexpected, once you realize your lover is fooling around behind your back, you will never forgive them. They took your love for granted, so you took your love away from them.

11. AQUARIUS

You are OK with flirting and even the idea of โ€œpolyamoryโ€โ€”at least on the surface. On the inside, it drives you insane with rage. You like to think of yourself as open-minded and tolerant, but thatโ€™s not what your conscience says. Once it becomes impossible to deny that your lover has other lovers, you will immediately cut off all contact with the cheater. You are the Queen of Ghosting.

12. PISCES

You see jealousy as an ugly trait. Youโ€™re so โ€œunderstanding,โ€ youโ€™ll blame yourself rather than your partner when they cheatโ€”after all, if you made them happy, this never would have happened. Unfortunately, people can sense that you are self-defeatingly forgiving, which is why theyโ€™re more likely to cheat on you than on any other sign.